h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would also like to help with making weapons. I have some good ideas about what weapons to use (ok, so my 'laser guns, electric guns and heat-seeking missiles' weren't suitable for our war - I didn't know we were fighting on a World War 1 battlefield) and could help design them if you like.

Where is this Spook Corporation? I suppose it's a seperate agency, but can anyone be a part of the Corporation?

Excuse me, Sir. *salutes smartly* On the army front page, can my name bear an additional credit of FMTO please? I know there are two FMTOs and you haven't put this on the other FMTO, but I would be grateful if you put FMTO by my name. Thanks Sir!

It has been done.

With toon leaders and everything the army will be stronger...

ok, we are soon going to be fighting a very large and exciting war. we need strategies. does anyone have any ideas?

spook

WHo are we fighting?

whoever turns up at the battlefield.

Get small toons, and get them to secure strategic positions on the battlefield.

I think we may need some light sabers for the two jedi's who have just joined the base

Cool! I'll have one too!

ok. i guess spook corp will be providing the lightsabers, so u'll have to tell me what colour lightsabers u'd all like. u have 24 hours to say. if u don't say anything, u will get the standard blue, apart from the doctors who will get the evil red.

spook

Fantastic! The best!! Can I have a double ended one?

That's the cheat mode of the lightsabers.

who cares?

i do - i'm the one who ahs to make them.

i do - i'm the one who has to make them.

Can I have one please?

****Th e door s fly open with a bang...falling off their hinges...a ggroup of Earmice Technicans fly in in what appears to be whiskey glasses...another group of Earmice drag in a Siruis Cybernetics Corporation Mind Plug Self Hologram Projector Mark 3 pulled by 3 Enormous Tribbles...after fidgeting with the switches, putting out a small fire, a hologram of a fella in a shiny aluminum bellhop suit appears...the Earmice scatter, hhalf herd the tribbles to a corner the other half use a Frogstar Crystal Spiderdingo to repair the broken door with a beautiful pirsm of titanium strength webbing..***


"Greetings and soutations....I am Zok Zimmerman, Keeper of Earmice, Offical Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites and Grand High Poobah of the way of the Spork, Physical Trainer of the Harem and Engineer of the Blood of Zaphodistas, Robot hunter, Tribble Peddler and Private in the Terranic Army.
And to answer you question General Terran, I will tell you who we will fight...The Vogons. So far i have built a small team willing to give the best that they have to offer to our cause of spreading the absurd. and that is why we are going to attack the vogons. THey have all left their homeworld to travel the stars. So it should be rather easy. According to Captain Pierce they already know, so it should be that much more easy to take them by surprise...I have enlisted Gamma Ray a first time H.G. Researcher, Susie Owaltron's Solution-Focused-Brief-Therapy-Counsellor Thundercats as my Second in Command as an advisor to our team, the Grand Inquistor Jerrod has shown interest and will most likely have his Suffron Magistrate in on the scheme, Admiral Artunco who is leading a mutiny on the Blood of Zaphodistas is in as well....Susie said she will try to enlist the help of the Thundercats...I am still waiting for word from the Potatoe Army and the Thingites as well as the Keepers Council....
So what do you think General?"

does it include lightsabres?