A Conversation for The Terranic Army

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Post 261

F F Churchton

The CGE fleet now has set up a regional government on the ex-Vogon colony and is now heading for a CGE supply base recently been set up on the border to restock and repair our fleet!!!

The plantery guns were just bombed to be honest with virus bombs, which disabled all the computers connectted the Flampazzle internet system, it also destroyed the guns and the plantery shielding.

The gound battle was quickly run with our advance armour and rocket launches which forced all the capital to surrender, almost immediatly!!!


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Post 262

Quille the cynic...TC

smiley - huh to spook? smiley - tea=good.
smiley - elf


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Post 263

F F Churchton

I concour Quille, Spook speaks total rubbish sometimes!!!


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Post 264

friendlywithteeth

only sometimes? smiley - whistle


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Post 265

F F Churchton

"only all the time" would be more politically correct, I'm sorry!!!


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Post 266

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Excuse me, I'm brigadeer Rimmer, head of strategic division, can someone give me an update on the vogon front please?


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Post 267

Terran

Mmm... yes I could do with an update on the Vogons as well(I'm currently on Vogon 98 I could do with having Vogon XP smiley - silly)


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Post 268

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

I have win, uhh vogon xp!
The fonts in xp are really goodsmiley - silly


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Post 269

friendlywithteeth

shudder...


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Post 270

Quille the cynic...TC

it wasn't that bad...
*looks at body parts attempting to annihilate themselves* Ok well maybe a BIT bad...
smiley - elf


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Post 271

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

I know...


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Post 272

Terran

Yes and I inspired it smiley - doh. What was I thinking? smiley - erm


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Post 273

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

I dunno...


Ruthless Poetry Cluster Bomb 1

Post 274

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

...To commence bomb dispersion I hereby choose,
Man am I glad to be not in thine shoes...


Ruthless Poetry Cluster Bomb 1

Post 275

friendlywithteeth

Hey vp smiley - ok


Rubble - once war command centre

Post 276

F F Churchton

Bomb the poetry, poetry is the main social weapon of the Vogon, so thus the CGE are banning all poetry in any form or limerick!!!


Rubble - once war command centre

Post 277

F F Churchton

This Vogon poet has been terroring everybody in the armarda of absucrity, a counter-attack has to be launched!!!


*infiltration*

Post 278

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

Rubbish, you declrared war upon me unprovoked, and began shooting in my space before I had time to draw breath. the cluster was just a bitof retaliation which you deserved for being rude enough to start hostilities before I had any chance to give diplomacy a chance.

hey there Eff Dubya Tee howsit hanging?


*infiltration*

Post 279

spook

i don't think that any member of the terranic army actually took part in the attack. oh, and your bomb was deactivated y the advanced security systems provided by spook corp. your not the first to try and bomb this place.

spooksmiley - cool


Rubble?

Post 280

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

HOw come the place is no longer war command center and is instead just rubble?


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