h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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DON'T PANIC!

mmm....

Who compaigned for a coffee smiley???

Whats wrong with ?

a) It tastes awfull
b) All those different types that taste the same (awful)
c) Those French names, whats wrong with coffee and milk rather than capachina et lait
d) It insults the taste of milk and choclate
e) Coffee shops are ruining the economy!!!

a) it tastes good
b) they do taste different, if you care to try them
c) They arent just french: cappacino et al are italian, because thats where they created: like frankfurters were made in frankfurt, and hamburgers from hamburg!
d) how can you compare hot chocolate to coffee? They are completely different!
e) coffee shops arent ruining the economy: thats a total fallacy.

a) It tastes like kissing a smoker
b) I have tried them thinking that they taste different
c) Hamburgers are not fromn hamburg, they are burgers of ham, and ham is one of the oldest foods and even then hamburg is not named after a meat.
d) I'm talking about adding chocolate to coffee, it should'nt be done
e) The numbers of tea rooms have decreased resulting in the increasing number of coffee shops!!!

a) I wouldnt know, not having kissed a smoker
b) It depends where you tasted them from: a machine doesnt count!
c) Whether burgers are from Hamburg or not, it is doesn't matter: what does matter is that they can call it what they want: including italian names if they so desire.
d) WHy shouldn't they do it? It tastes good!
e) Or maybe the number of tea rooms have decreased because there isn't a market for it: tea is too readily available: plus a reduction in the number of tea rooms is hardly ruining the economy is it?

a) Neither have I, put my friend has, so I'm talking from a second perspective
b) I've tried bean and the quick stuff, it all tastes the same
c) Why are they giving it foreign names in the first place
d) It's enough to put you off chocolate for life
e) Have you been to York lately!!!

a) I've never drank coffee
b) I occasionally drink tea
c) I've completely lost my point
d) I'm currently standing up...
e) ...and sitting down again.

Lets strategise, and agree to disagree: I've got enough disharmony in my conversations at the moment as it is!

Let's agree tea, is the pedagree!!!

...or not.

Whats the status on the Terranic Army?

Mobilsed to bash those lovely teeth of your in!!!
-wow, I found that to be a particllarly impresive threat on my behalf!!!

Well then you obviously haven't come across any good threats now have you?

What with my kind nature, threats seem something that has been made up for Eastenders!!!

Peggy : "Phyil, whats with awl these threads. They're popping up all over the place"

Phil : "Don't look at me mum, I didn't do it."

Peggy : "Look I know your up to something!"

*Some comes in and shoots phil*

Peggy : "philllll!!!"


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*Eastenders theme tune kicks in*

One day later:

Phil: Just leave it out our right!

Peggy: Phyil your leaking blood all over the floor, and your wounds going green

Sam: Ear, whats goin on, can't get over me hangover

Peggy: Leave it, Sam the world does'nt revolve around you

Sam: We better call the old bill

Phil: Oy leave it out, the Mitchells never call on the emergancy services. I'm gonna kill Sonia...

Peggy: But it was'nt Sonia

Phil: I'm gonna kill err anyway

Billy: Oy whats goin on, the guys and girls at h2g2 have'nt got a clue whats goin on.

All: Leave it out Billy

Dum,
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dum-dum d-d-dum

*Share and enjoy*

Shows how often I watch Eastenders!

Its on once a day this working week!!!

(although, it does'nt count if you work on a weekend)