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Vip Posted Sep 4, 2002
I'm afraid my internet time is too spasmodic to help you every time; instead, may I indroduce you to the 
machine, freshly made with no hint of the usual machine rubbish!
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Terran Posted Sep 4, 2002
Ah thank you *gets tea from machine*
Very nice.
General Terran 
*temporarily insane in the barracks*
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Vip Posted Sep 4, 2002
Um... right. If you give me ten minutes, I'll see what I can do...
*scuttles around and finds all she needs*
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Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels Posted Sep 6, 2002
Can you make Sothern style Chicken Fried Steak? W/ White Gravy and Mashed Potatos. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm, my favorite! * starts looking around, goes to Machine and gets a fresh cup.
Shoal Prexy
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Vip Posted Sep 6, 2002
Hmm. Let me see what I can do.
*Finds everything*
This may take a while, but it's gonna be good!
May I take this opportunity to state that it is highly likely I will be offline for two weeks. I have frozen some of your favourites in the freezer; just take what you want and defrost if I'm not around.
Sorry!
Best nutrition,
VIpx
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Zarquon's Singing Fish! Posted Sep 7, 2002
Just wondering how things are going in the new kitchen. Any chance of a snackette before I go to bed?
Capt 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 8, 2002
*A voice is heard from nowere*
This is a recording, I'm afraid the chef's out for the moment, but if you will please take anything you need from the cabinet, the cook can get back to you as soon as he gets here.
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Vip Posted Sep 9, 2002
Thanks, Cap'n. Yeah, I'm afraid I'm not around too much for the next two weeks, but I've left a load of stuff in the freezer, and the fridge is full. Please help yourselves. Oh, and the tea machine is over there, please bear with it, it's a bit temperamental but it makes a bloody gorgeous cuppa!
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Vip Posted Oct 4, 2002
*rushes in like a mad thing*
I'm baaAAAaaack! 
Sorry it took so long, but I've had a busy few weeks. Hope the freezer kept you alive.
Who's up for a full roast?
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Posted Oct 10, 2002
What about roast duck?
(comes in with a wheelbarrow full of ducks)
Just broght these babies in from the barracks. Seems we have quite an infestation over there.
By the way, does anyone have a coffee machine around here? I could go for some coffee.
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Vip Posted Oct 10, 2002
Absolutely. Here you go...
*makes a steaming cup of beautiful coffee*
Help yourself to milk and sugar, sweetie 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Oct 27, 2002
Corporal VIP, since you are now in my regiment:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A859016
Remember that november 25th is Gazpacho soup-day!
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Vip Posted Oct 29, 2002
Gazpacho soup?? How exciting! I must ahave a recipe here somewhere...
As for duck, fantastic idea! A full roast duck or something different?
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spook Posted Oct 29, 2002
roast duck would go great in a chinese.
as for gazpacho soup - remember to serve it to rimmer how he likes it - HOT!
spook
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Vip Posted Oct 29, 2002
*slow, n****r turn gradually into full-bellied laughter back down to girlie giggles*
*coughs*
A-hem... as you wish...
*giggles*
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- 42: Terran (Sep 4, 2002)
- 43: Vip (Sep 4, 2002)
- 44: Terran (Sep 4, 2002)
- 45: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 4, 2002)
- 46: Vip (Sep 4, 2002)
- 47: Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels (Sep 6, 2002)
- 48: Vip (Sep 6, 2002)
- 49: Zarquon's Singing Fish! (Sep 7, 2002)
- 50: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 8, 2002)
- 51: Vip (Sep 9, 2002)
- 52: Vip (Oct 4, 2002)
- 53: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Oct 10, 2002)
- 54: Vip (Oct 10, 2002)
- 55: spook (Oct 26, 2002)
- 56: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Oct 27, 2002)
- 57: friendlywithteeth (Oct 27, 2002)
- 58: Vip (Oct 29, 2002)
- 59: spook (Oct 29, 2002)
- 60: Vip (Oct 29, 2002)
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