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creachy Posted Oct 27, 2003
ah, a fresh page
why were you becoming discombobulated then?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Oct 27, 2003
*sets fire on old page according to old Jönköping-traditions*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Oct 27, 2003
Rimmer's the main culprit there.....
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Oct 27, 2003
yes. You have a high discombobulation rate.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Oct 27, 2003
he lives! Oh yes.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Oct 27, 2003
Cat. Shut up. Thats an order, Private.
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[...] Posted Oct 27, 2003
Wondered how long it would take the egotist of a captain to show up.
Erm. No, I don't think I will.
*dances around Thamian*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Oct 27, 2003
You will.
Section 4, Rule 14: Follow orders from superior officers, or you'll be: a) Arrested, b) Tortured, or c) Worse!
And since I am a captain, and you are a private... If i order you to shut-up, you b****y well will!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Oct 27, 2003
Captain, stop being bossy. That's an order.
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[...] Posted Oct 27, 2003
Oh I'm so sorry... *vomits and writes sir in it*
I'll arrest myself immediately.
*writes out own arrest warrant then loses in down a drain*
I am a fully trained MP after all. I must do my duty. *salutes*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Oct 27, 2003
Thamian, I must agree with Brigadeer werekitty, shut your smeghole!
And Cat is right, I am dead.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Oct 27, 2003
Private, please don't vomit in the Senior Officers Quarters, or you'll be thrown out 
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Oct 27, 2003
Oh! By Cat you mean HPB... at first you confused me.
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[...] Posted Oct 27, 2003
*pulls another arrest warrant off notepad and cleans up vomit*
*then flaps it clean*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Oct 27, 2003
I died in season 1 on Red Dwarf 
I've been resurrected as a hologram, this of course happened h2g2-wise when I joined here.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Oct 27, 2003
I think we scared Thamian off.... Thamian! Come on back!
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- 624: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Oct 27, 2003)
- 625: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Oct 27, 2003)
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- 629: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Oct 27, 2003)
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- 632: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Oct 27, 2003)
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- 634: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Oct 27, 2003)
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- 637: Wøñkø (Oct 27, 2003)
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- 639: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Oct 27, 2003)
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