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Post 681

creachy

hmmmm, it's too late in the morning to bother to arrest you. so how about you report to the guardroom tomorrow evening. say about 8pm GMTsmiley - ok


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Post 682

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Don't you mean 20:00? smiley - biggrin


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Post 683

creachy

no, i mean 8pm GMT. this i the terranic army. we talk our own languagesmiley - ok

i take it you are in GMT zone. what you doing up?


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Post 684

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Not sleeping.
You're not part of GMT??
Well it's 3:29... think that's an hour ahead of GMT...


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Post 685

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You're from bloody Surrey y' Smeger, sir!


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Post 686

creachy

no that is GMT. I am part of it. so why you not sleeping? you at w*rk? i amsmiley - sadface doing the night shift.


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Post 687

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I'm not sleeping because I'm not tired. I think my patterns gone to whack so I'm waking up at around 8:00am...

Night shift?! On here?!


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Post 688

creachy

smiley - laugh no sillysmiley - silly i am doing the night shift at w*rk.

i am a security guard in RL. just applied to be a policemansmiley - biggrin what do you do?


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Post 689

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Guarding what?!

I.. ahem... don't work.. ahem..


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Post 690

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it's kinda like those situations where you're on here so the theives etc. are breaking in around the back smiley - biggrin!


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Post 691

creachy

just this poxy building.

you a student thensmiley - winkeye or just bumming around for now?


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Post 692

creachy

as long as i don't see em and they don't bother mesmiley - whistle


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Post 693

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Erm... both.

What poxy building?

I suppose you could say you're the most important guy there. No-one else would, but you could!


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Post 694

creachy

smiley - laugh i am the most important guy here! what you trying to saysmiley - biggrin

what you studying then?


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Post 695

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Somehow I don't see the 'guard' thing. I mean you're currently guarding a PC!


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Post 696

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Well I was studying Graphics, Media, History and Sociology but don't know what i'm doing now... depends on results...

What building are you............... guarding?


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Post 697

creachy

it belongs to a company called watson wyatt worldwide. they are actuaries. what they actuary do i don't knowsmiley - huh

i studied philosophy and english literaturesmiley - biggrin

and i'll have you know it is a very expensive pcsmiley - tongueout


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Post 698

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But what are you supposed to be guarding?


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Post 699

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Well the dictionary say that actuaries are experts in statistics...

So you're guarding calculators! smiley - biggrin


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Post 700

creachy

hundreds more PC's and other assorted equipment. i thinksmiley - erm there really is no cash or anything easy to steal and make money from, from here. i am just here as a presence so the office bods can feel important enough to have security present.


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