A Conversation for The Terranic Army

The Barracks

Post 41

British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh.......

corporal!
Yes Sir ahhh pro-mo-shun i feel good
still with murderous thoughts at back of mind
So that makes me Corporal British (stiffy)
Will you change my rank in the barracks sir?


The Barracks

Post 42

Terran

yes will do it straight away

General Terran smiley - earth


The Barracks

Post 43

British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh.......

corporal!
Yes Sir ahhh pro-mo-shun i feel good
still with murderous thoughts at back of mind
So that makes me Corporal British (stiffy)
Will you change my rank in the barracks sir?


The Barracks

Post 44

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

*walks in*

I head there was some delierum going around? Corperal British? you sound odd, let me check your eyes...

*waves Staff around* Just as I thought, this man needs smiley - tea!!

Ok go to the kitchens Corperal, I'll me in my Office if you need me.

Oh Sir, just making sure people are ok, Sir

-- DoctorMO --


The Barracks

Post 45

British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh.......

Kitchens dry that spook is in a strat meeting at the moment but have asked for a cup of smiley - tea as i have copped the night shift, hes worried about getting caught by the enemy although we havent got an enemy yet i am working on it


The Barracks

Post 46

Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again

I could use some smiley - tea and some idea of who we're fighting against (or are we fighting... it's so hard to tell anymore). Must find out opposition in order to collect intelligence (I used to collect ignorance, but then the market flooded smiley - winkeye).

-- Captain Yankee


The Barracks

Post 47

Terran

Lieutenant British is currently on covert ops (by orders of Brigadeer Spook), so hopefully he will have sighted the enemy soon.

General Terran smiley - earth


The Barracks

Post 48

British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh.......

General
I beleive i have got bad news
Bad bad news we may have a mutany sir
i have good information that a Capt RIMMER is also affiliated with The Potatoe army i have seen him with my own eyes conversing at there HQ, unless you are aware of this and the officer in question has been taken from the potatoe army!
Or you owe him a favour which is fine also, but i beleive security has been compramised
Your comments oh glorios leader
Marches off swiftly


The Barracks

Post 49

Terran

I have found this my self aswell and I believe him to be doing us a favour , but thanks for the info. I will keep my eye on him. Keep up the good work Lieutenant.

General Terran smiley - earth


The Barracks

Post 50

British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh.......

O.K
Message understood
Err..............
Just to clarify


The Barracks

Post 51

Terran

No. You do have blood thirsty tendancies don't you Lieutenant?

General Terran smiley - earth


The Barracks

Post 52

British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh.......

I was trained hard sir, But never got to use my skills and now with me fairy shoes i feel well unstopable rrrrrahhhhh.
its ok iv just taken my medicine sir
twitch twitch


The Barracks

Post 53

Terran

Good... but just incase see Lt. Dr DoctorMO in the morning.
I'm off to bed. Keep watch will you Lieutenant.

General Terran smiley - earth


The Barracks

Post 54

British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh.......

Will watch while you sleep,
not watch you sir not like that but for the enermy
and you wont here me with me bali shoes i will blend like a native in me cammo*
Will report for duty when detailed
Lt British OUT


The Barracks

Post 55

Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels

How 'bout Head War Strategy Developer. What rank goes with that? Hey there's a fly in my smiley - tea, oh well protein. Wait that's just a garnish. *shows off 'mom' tattoo* smiley - towel


The Barracks

Post 56

Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels

Sorry wasn't paying attention A.J. smiley - towel


The Barracks

Post 57

British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh.......

Hey private!
Have you seen the enemy, i have the duty of protecting our barracks and am wearing face cammo and little black balarena shoes so the enemy cant see or hear me.
smiley - tea?


The Barracks

Post 58

Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels

Enemy? Living in TX means there are enemies all 'round. I just got back. I was out of ammo and in dire need of smiley - tea.


The Barracks

Post 59

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

*walks in a Gets into Bunk*

Oh hi guys, could you get the lights if your going to sleep, I'm so smiley - sleepy *Yawns*

-- DoctorMO --


The Barracks

Post 60

Shoal Prexy, ACE, all around nice guy, and keeper of the towels

YES SIR! *lights go out and all goes quite*

Private Prexy smiley - towel


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