A Conversation for The Terranic Army
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Terran Posted Aug 30, 2002
Yes, all inclusive. By the way I've also made you a corporal, to go with your new position. Congratulations!
General Terran 
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Aug 30, 2002
Oh me please... *walking back from kitchen* I didn't know you were doing it in the bareks though.
Look... *walkes back into kitchen.*
-- DoctorMO --
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Aug 30, 2002
*popes head back in* well arn't you going to have a look?
-- DoctorMO --
(unrelated: look at other thread)
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Vip Posted Aug 30, 2002
Right, help yourselves, I#m off to the kitchen. I may be back...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 30, 2002
*Stumbles in with 2 large suitcases*
Hi everybody!
*walks up to a top-bunk and starts to set up no-smoking signs and various other saying things like; Arnie does it best, I owe it all to Rimmer*
*After a while, the bunks look sometihng like a mixture of a bunk in a submarine and a bed next to a propan tank*
*Sits on his bunk*
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Vip Posted Aug 30, 2002
*shakes her head*
That bed is going to collapse with all that extra stuff on it...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 30, 2002
Mr. Terran sir, I'd like to volounteer to be War strategy developer!
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Terran Posted Aug 30, 2002
Very good Rimmer. By the way I don't think I can just give you the rank Captain just like that, you'll have to start off as private, though if you get in to the War Strategy Development team I can probably make you a Lieutenant. Hmm. Alright Your in the Team Lieutenant!
General Terran
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Aug 30, 2002
*sitting up* Oh good! *standing at a salute*
Private Yankee reporting for duty Sir!
I notice you don't have anyone for hand-to-hand combat training, or "army intellegence"... volunteering myself for either,Sir!
Ooh, 
... is it ready yet?
*efficiently makes bed to quarter-bouncing quality, shines shoes, starts shining General Terrans with vigor*
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Terran Posted Aug 30, 2002
Ok Private Yankee-Shoes, you can be army intelligence officer. And I'll have to give you a commision for that I suppose... We already have two Lieutenants, so you can be Captain. Congratulations Captain Yankee-Shoes.
General Terran
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Aug 30, 2002
Yes Sir! Thank you Sir! *opens special "toolkit" begins rummaging about for bugging devices, and the latest secret code*
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Aug 30, 2002
Sir Private British reporting for duty Sir
Dont mean to wyne but i cant find my bunk Sir
And by the way Sir i must say what pleasant barracks you have Wot Wot!
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Terran Posted Aug 30, 2002
Very good Private British. Your bunk is over there *points to a bed with a green cover*, by the way who knighted you?
General Terran
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Aug 30, 2002
Sorry Sir ?
knighted, I hold no such attribute But the thought was nice .
I take it the green cover doesnt come with a leccy blanket?
Anyway what times R&R I could murder a brew or anything else you ordered me to murder Sir
Spurts private brit psycoticley!!!!
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Terran Posted Aug 30, 2002
R & R, Private? I understood what you said up until the last sentance.
(though I don't want anyone murdered just yet)
General Terran
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Aug 30, 2002
General
R&R is a common military term for Rest and Recuperation with respect sir
But anytime you need someone murdering im your soldier Sir
Marches up and down furiosly left left left!
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Terran Posted Aug 30, 2002
Ah very good Private British. Just testing you *looks a embaressed that he didn't know a military term*.
How would you Like to be a Corporal, Private British?
General Terran
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- 21: Vip (Aug 30, 2002)
- 22: Terran (Aug 30, 2002)
- 23: Vip (Aug 30, 2002)
- 24: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Aug 30, 2002)
- 25: Vip (Aug 30, 2002)
- 26: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Aug 30, 2002)
- 27: Vip (Aug 30, 2002)
- 28: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 30, 2002)
- 29: Vip (Aug 30, 2002)
- 30: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 30, 2002)
- 31: Terran (Aug 30, 2002)
- 32: Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again (Aug 30, 2002)
- 33: Terran (Aug 30, 2002)
- 34: Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again (Aug 30, 2002)
- 35: British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... (Aug 30, 2002)
- 36: Terran (Aug 30, 2002)
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- 40: Terran (Aug 30, 2002)
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