h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can't face the argument over which set of rules to play eh L&PP?!
shazz

Rules? I thought this place was one big free-for-all.....

Drink to excess everyone!
Then drink some more.

Those are the rules of my bar and anyone breaking them had better had a ruddy good reason why

I'll drink to that!
shazz

Can we have a drunken singalong, or do we need to go to the Kareoke bar?

Loony asks in small Japanese type voice "Where is the karaoke room?"

look in the sound room

....and maybe we should adjorn the pool game to the lounge as well!
shazz

Don't mind me. I need to feel sleepy. I'm just going to drink this bucket of Baileys Irish Cream and hope it works!

*glug*
hic!
*glug*
hic!
*glug*
Hash anyvoddy gotta mattressssssshhhhh.... *CRASH*

Oh no! our beloved bartender is a lot shorter and quite a bit wider. oops He is just horizontal.

Damn him, I just finished my pint!

That's easy...have a yard of ale!

Who's up for some spam?

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-TVF

In my post-halloween daze I'd like to invite one and all to try my latest cocktail creation, the Knickerbocker Gory. It's like a knickerbocker glory but the jelly is vodka jelly and with raspberries and cherry brandy in place of fruit cocktail. Decorated with a sprig of Garlic and a silver cross.
All the basic food groups are represented - booze, booze and custard.
*Hic*
They don't 'alf hit the spot.

btw people - Are we gonna have a Frinks Drinks firework party tomorrow?

Yum! That sounds devilishly good! I'll take three! Minus the garlic and silver crosses - I seem to have developed a slight allergy since last Sunday... I wonder why? Oh well, cheers!

What a good idea Lets all go over to Frinks for Fireworks night.....he might not even notice if we only let off the quietest
bangers to start with!Sparkler anyone??
shazz

*Sob*
No-one's here. It's all so quiet. Maybe everyone's flown off on 'Lastminute' flights or something.
Still if I can't spam here then where can I?


http://www.h2g2.com/A208063


-TWF

Personally I think you can spam anywhere you like except for the misfit newsletter. However, there are a few people over at the misfit newsletter classified section:

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=26721&forum=14954

It's specifically meant for spam

yes what has happened to our lovely bar.... there are no longer any patrons....*SOB* I haven't made anyone a sandwich in weeks and it is breaking my heart.....How can I be bar wench when there is no one here....Please come back...oh wait, if there is no one here that means more beer for me.....never mind everyone stay away...*turns on tap and lies underneath with mouth open.....*

Well I'd LOVE a sandwich. I understand that US sandwiches are somewhat bigger than the classic Brit fare (thin flat pastey white bread with scrape of butter and one thin layer of filling). What have you got for a veggie?
- TWF