h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Weak puns are my forte, I'm afraid.
Genuine jokes are a little outside my stratosphere. They also seem to come out worse when typed. *sigh*

Well, if we all have more to drink, those weak puns become classic items of sheer wit. So Bottoms up!
Wait let me re-phrase that. I don't want to see all of your bottoms at all. Down the Hatch!!

Down the hatch?! Do I have to.....it seems a little too large for me to down LOL
shazz

Make mine a Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall. (And all of you get your minds out of the gutter! It's just a good drink!)

Watch out for puns; the pun-ishment always fits the crime!

A bad rhyme is a crime
but a pun can be fun
my favourite tipple
is a slippery nipple

Like keeping abreast of the situation, do you?

Nothing like toeing the line, I guess...

dear god, what have i started?

Make mine a treble.........the trouble with trebbles
shazz

The terrible thing about trebbles is I am the only one! (bouns point to the first one to bring in Eyore)

goodFancy a game of Poo Sticks? Throw a stick and Poo over it.......sorry,that was infantile!!
shazz

And if you want something, a little but not much more adult, check out your interactive horoscope for the upcoming week at

http://www.h2g2.com/p141003

I know this isn't the right place for it, but can anyone wake up from their alcoholic stuopr and tell me how the hell I link to forum threads in GuideML? I just can't do it! God knows I tried! *Breaks down and sobs.*

Try this - put your pages number where I have P169193

Comic heroes.

Wonderful *-)And while you are all semi-sober(?) may I invite your applications for the alternative Mayor of London...I don't like the real ones and think that we need some fresh blood.It's open to all.....even if you have not/will not visit......after all 70% of the population of the UK doesn't/hasn't!
http://www.h2g2.com/P175529

Yeah, I can link to articals that way all right, but not forum threads (like the thing we're looking at now). Also, the page I'm writing this in is in GuideML. So A HREF is LINK.

You just need to refer to the URL of the forum, e.g. for this one it is:

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=10793&thread=18468

A quick way to do it is to select and copy the URL from your browser's 'Address' line if it has one.

That should do it. Good luck

I know the pharmacy is around here somewhere but I took a few little green capsules and woke up three days later in a corridor with absolutely no recollection of where the pharmacy is. . . You haven't seen it have you? It's a bit embarrassing. I'll have to remember not to take the green ones with the red & yellow ones. . .

You got the little green ones? Damn, they're potent! I've been looking for those all over.

Just remember that the Blue Pill is no fun. Take the Red one.

Any colour pill with a picture of an elephant on it is my recommendation