h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mm.. not just trying ..

Oh really? I must have missed something...

oh, yes.. definitely ... really?? missed it? well..

Yeah...

never mind .. it'll come around again

*stands in front of a mirror and tries to practice flattering: 'oh juliet, you hair looks like an eggplant pudding'*

mm.. yes.. too bad Shakespeare didn't really know eggplants otherwise it may have looked quite normal

indeed. leonard cohen wrote about 'honey hair' and even weirder stuff has been read

remember wilson picket singing "Sugar, honey honey, you are my candy girl"?

mm.. yes .. well, with all that in mind I started nibbling and picking hairs from between my teeth

too much sugar, honey and candy may ruin your teeth

you'd better stick to eggplant pudding

it goes better with and/or anyway

.. so you suggest not to play around with honey, or other sweet stuff?

honey may attract bees

and bears ..

beavers?

yes, although often gives better results for that

Sounds like a wishful thinking to me.

now I'll not start a discussion on beavers and Hatifatteners, and whether or not there's significant differences between those and if so where, how and ..



I'll not do all that

Ah good!

and one prefers and the other doesn't

Which one?