h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What does time drink?

well.. of course! that's why all my bottles are empty so soon!

I did suspect the breweries producing leaky bottles for a while but that wasn't the thing. it is time, emptying my bottles

But there are holes in bottles, I know!

Yes, Hati.. there are holes in bottles ... it would be a tiny bit hard to drink out of them if there were not...

Yeah, well... but that would keep them from getting empty that often.

well, yes, but then again a bottle's purpose in this world, or rather it's ultimate destiny, is to be empty. I wouldn't want to keep it from that..

You are so kind to your drinks.

well.. considerate ? I try .. I try

Don't keep trying with no end.

Time behaves? It should, really!

Heavy drinking on a Monday morning? Well, why not?


Milla

time doesn't behave on Monday mourning (that's the part of Monday before the first five s)

First five? Where is my first one?

Here you go!

Milla

*sips *

you mean you allow yourself to walk, talk, and hootoo before your 5th ??

No, I allow myself to hootoo before I wake up.

ah. that explains a lot. i guess.

Advantages of the laptop.

yes. and the disadvantages as well





i can't help myself

overheated laptops can cause serious burns .. if you put the thing on your lap that is.. most people burn their thighs, rumour is that some others burn .. ah well, never mind.. it probably wasn't true anyway