h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I do talk to myself.

I'm a singular-personality. I only argue with *things* that won't do what I like them to.

Things... yeah. But usually itäs me who is stupid enough to not be able to explain myself to the things.

I'm sure I'm not at fault when the won't do what I want...

Most of the problems are caused by miscommunication. So I stick to my level - myself. Communication with would be too ... complicated anyway.

well.. it seems you are both right in discussing preferably with either "things that don't listen" or "myself". In both cases it is very unlikely you'll get a nasty or violent reply

Well, talking to you makes the same. Does it mean you are a thing or myself?

ah.. if you divide the universe in those two categories.. well, it seems that I am myself (which is not the same as yourself). Following this reasoning you may, from your point of view, see me as "not myself" and if your solipsist philosophy holds, then it follows that I would be a "thing that doesn't listen".

I think I need a now

I don't know if yo listen or not. You don't give violent or rude response (or whatever it was). You might be a 'thing that calls himself myself'.

yes .. ? correct

*sips *

I decided I'll not change my name to "Hapi, the thing that calls himself myself" ..

* sips .. Leffe triple *

* shakes her head, confused, -t- and -p- are not always easy to follow*

So they say... But this is not intentional. I guess.

not easy to follow? I thought it was all relatively clear?

Don't think that much.

oh, yeah.. would that help? and for what?

Give it a try.

the universe? don't talk to me about the universe. i was so delighted to learn that all the universe is expanding - not only me. and then they tell me that only the space between objects is expanding.

there goes another excuse down the drain

and i'm back on me diet