h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You may wait for the Donald Duck day, of course.

nope. duck is out too

as is most food containing animal fat

Yeah, then it's green green grass of home. I could life with your restrictions happily.

yeah, well, it's not as bad as it may sound to some

on occasion i even eat pork

another upside of not having a religion

Well, unless you make a cult of eating meat.

no animal fat.. would that go for nibbling as well? and what about steaks?

mm.. good thing there's no animal fat in

Hello dudes and dudettes and all in-betweens! Whuzzon?

Dudettes? Nice word!

*reaches across bar and pours a generous single malt and adds just a wee tad of spring water*

mm.. well .. Dudettes

ah, nothing much is on

*polishes glass*
How's the world treating you?

fair I'd say .. what's with you?

Oh not much. Didn't get in at my first choice uni though. I'm in the reserves, which is kinda useless when there's only 14 people in each class.

mm.. so .. second choice now I assume. ah well that happened twice to 20. being in the reserves is a small comfort, usually doesn't really help. still, there's a chance and (we have this old Danish or Estonian saying) hope dies last

I can't talk about education before breakfast.

I can talk about anything as long as the discussion is held near a working coffee machine

Well, I don't fancy educational issues that much after all. Seems to be a sore spot.

No-one "fancies" educational issues though. In fact, most people hate 'em!

Some people luckily have nothing to do with those.