h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah yes

paperwork? mm

you need to come up with certain documents if you are allergic to latex

i could say more about it, but this is a family site

ah, yes. I never knew about the document though.. I assume those documents are not French letters

nah, but some of them are capital letters

ah that's ok then those are easier to handle .. not as slippery and hardly ever made of latex

right. did you see the new pictures of my shed?

still standing. can't imagine why

... battle axe .. battle axe .. where is my battle axe ..

I do need to find ..

if all else fails you could sharpen a spade

what .. invade Ireland with a spade? of all people you should know better ... ..

i think it's worth a try. we tried everything else and failed bitterly in the end

(that is to say one branch of the family failed. our next of kin - the normanns - overran it in 1066 )

mm yes .. I'd better take a notebook and a pencil with me that may be more effective

Maybe the chainsaw would help?

the pen is mightier than the sword - but a chainsaw?

I never attacked a pen with a chainsaw

*makes notes (so much easier doing it with a pen than a chainsaw)*

not if you write on a treestump

stumps? don't talk to me about stumps

what?? don't you enjoy hacking at tree stumps?

nah, it resembles w*rk too much and i just had a hard time moving a lot of furniture

you know how it is: you want to move one piece of furniture, but in order to accomplish that you have to move 42 others first

ah yes I remember quite well ..

if I have half a chance I get someone else to do it for me