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*Gets the Pizza out of the oven

Veranda*

*brings in the stuff from the veranda, clears everything up... put on the dishwasher*

*leaves*

*pours and leaves with it*

** Stuffs the Gorgonzola in the fridge and returns to the veranda with a new bottle of Lambrusco, and a fiery red "fuoco del Etna" for the lovers **

A nice drink, strong and hot like real Etna fire

*brings in a basket of tropical fruits; ripe mangos,large papayas, guavas, pineapples and coconuts*

*also brings in several bottles of Ron Zacapa Centenario rum, aged in wooden casks high in the mountains of Guatemala*

*thinks that Etna stuff sounds interesting*

Veranda...

*enters kitchen to fetch his morning mug of ... leaves for the veranda*

Ouuchhh!! Shyshh! And what is this sharp edge?

*stumbles and mutters*

It's too dark in here. When does the sun set in this place?
Now let's see. Coffee. Ah, here.

*Puts on kettle and double amount of coffee-beans*

*Drinks and coffee kicks in*

Ah. thats much better. What a lovely day

*Goes to veranda with second helping of *

*considers *

Hmmm - a morning nap sounds like a really good idea...

*off to room*

*finds the coffee-pot and takes it to the veranda*

Hmpf! Seem to have lost may way ...

*sleepwalks in, brews coffee, finds a basket with fresh baked buns, takes the basket and coffee and leaves to the veranda*

*enters the kitchen... has a look about for ... decides on Martini instead... and some breakfast... bacon, eggs, *

*sits down to eat*

*finishes eating... thinks it could be time to go to bed again... leaves*

Hmmm ... breakfast around *counts on fingers* midnight.... Better check the clocks in this here place, €...

*sleepwalks in, puts on the coffee, scrathes her head trying to remember something, sighs, lights a cigarette*

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It getting worse isn't it... Sleepwalking at noon?

*watches coffee drip through, pours a few *

Hi Hati How're things?

Thanks.
*sips *

Things are wonderful - I can afford sleepwalking at noon.

Thank you for taking care of late at night visitors, btw.

And you?

My pleasure

Fine - melting away, though... It's still very much summer here, we'll probably be near to 30o today (which melts Danes )