h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hati waters her

and I have this bottle single cask Scotch that needs watering .. it's 50% to 55%

Oh well, in that case Maybe a single drop of water my be in order

.. I usually whisper "water" over a glass ..

well it's the idea more than the actual act .. isn't it?

That is very true

well time for an

the w*rk is done

I'm going to bed, g'nite

I'll just pour myself one more last

I returned from Åbyhøj (posh suburb of Aarhus) late yesterday, worrying that I might not have any drink in the house. Turned out I had both , and

But now I don't have any bathroom

no bathroom? that's rather inconvenient ... more so after the

Exactly

I have the key to the company's bathroom, but I still have to walk 200 steps to get there...

endless

Who stole your bathroom?

Carpenters

I wonder if they made a song about that

Did they come in through the bathroom window?

Nah, it's too high up from the ground for that

But they threw a lot of stuff out of said window

So it must be some other song.

let's hope they didn't hit a dog

Ah yes, that would be a disaster. No dog songs, please!

Actually saturday evening I went to a party in this horrible bar where they get onto their chairs if not tables to sing about the dead dog

I refused to rise to the occasion