h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

all the good things that a night steadily drinking can bring

Hmmm, in my experience both I and a lot of other people get incredibly intelligent after a night like that

Intelligence usually vapourize during sleep, though

mm.. yes and religions get dreamt up during the ... aahhh.. creative phases of drinking

Now that you mention it, I haven't dreamt up any new religions lately, I wonder why

probably the empty bottle god doesn't allow it

I myself am quite pleased with that one .. anything that I'd rather not do is all of a sudden not allowed in my religion.

washing my car on Saturday? not in my religion!
money to a homeless bum? not in my religion!

and in a few years we (that is Taara and myself) will write the new testament where w*rk is no longer allowed

I am waiting impatiently.

I may still give money to a homeless bum - other than that I agree

.. surely patience is an important issue in Taara's religion .. more or less .. probably ..

Yes, Patience and Prudence.

the twin sisters? I didn't know they were related to Taara?

Who's their mother anyway? And does she know who fathered these twins?

yes .. good questions ..

The mother was Dementia, the father may have been Alzheimer

*makes notes*

And how were you involved?

I was the midwife, of course


a midwife, no less

Why not midhusband?

I'm not husband material

Is that what you have been told or your own strong belief?

it is written in the

if I quote the interpretation of the Dinosaure

"and it happened on that day that the God came to the and made a promise that good and obedient wives would be found in each corner of the earth"

"and God made the earth round, and She giggled for the rest of the week"

"and God spake unto the 'oh, never mind, you're not husband material anyway'"