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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Started conversation Apr 6, 2003
*Listerette enters*
Yes, I've been here before. Lets get down to work.
The MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
Well he isn't needed for this part.
*picks up hypodermic syringe*
Now ma'am here we have Dr. Langstrom's Luck Virus being a mere mechanoid I can't inject myself so you will need to take quite a heavy dose. Bare in mind ma'am that this will leave you unable to stub your big toe for at least 6 days...
The MediBay
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
*braces self*
Go on then Krytie.
*cringe*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2003
*walks in, looking a bit odd*
What the smeg is going on?
The MediBay
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
We're saving you Rimsie. Just inject it, Krtyen, don't let Rimmer stop us!
The MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
*sticks syringe in neck*
There we go ma'am. D'you feel lucky ma'am?
The MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
Now Mr. Rimmer, sir I don't want you to panic but the Toaster's gone...
The MediBay
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
*shakes neck, accompanied by a sloshing sound*
Yeah, I do. Shall we try it?
*grabs pack of cards and hands them to Krytie*
Shuffle em.
The MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
That reminds me sir... Could I get a read-out of the crew roster? I need to whose ironing needs done and at what time...
The MediBay
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
Yes Rimsie, don't panic. *hopes luck virus means she has said right words to prevent adverse reaction*
The MediBay
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
OK, I think the top card is the Ace Of Diamonds.
Check it!
What is it?
The MediBay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2003
*looks at the cards wich starts to smoke a bit when a very faint red light hits them*
The MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
*looks*
Why ma'am yes it is! 1 in 52 chance!
I think we have proven that the luck cells haven't dies, so ma'am if you would be so kind as to write out any formula that come into your head on this white board *points*
The MediBay
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
What is it?
Tell me guys, come on.
Oh Smeg it... tell me you nonks!
The MediBay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2003
Mr Flibble say I should burn the crew alive, what do you think?
*looks quite mad*
The MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
Please ma'am quick! throw the old syringe of antidote at Mr. Rimmer!
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