A Conversation for The Red Dwarf
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
Oh sorry, what a lucky simulpost.
OK... formula
*goes to whiteboard*
2xyz over 579 to the power of 756
I think that means our only hope is the Potato King.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
*throws syringe, but unfortunatley Kryten still gets a fire axe embedded in his spinal column*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2003
But he cant speak to you right now.
*holds up a smoking frnech frie*
He's roasted
The MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
Apparently the Luck Virals are dead ma'am...
We need Mr. Rimmer quaranteened!!
The MediBay
Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
There there, don't worry....
So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to
see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your
freedom - and you're telling me you are completely sane? I think
that warrants two hours of W.O.O.
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
*grabs Rimmer into the new quarantine ward*
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[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
Sir, I'm going to sneak around behind you with some chloroform...
*sneaks*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2003
I never said I was sane.
I'm very mad!
*Mr Flibble burns Lous hands and rimmer and flibble runs away, hiding somewhere in the RD convos*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
Damn
Hey, he was in the Ultimate War Zone and Spooks Red Dwarf Quiz just now... *runs off and looks*
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[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
He's gone to his quarters ma'am!
And he's got the sexual magnetism!!
*Makes off with chloroform*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2003
*the door closes and locks itself, Kryten is caught in the medibay*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/onthefuture/F97504?thread=211113&latest=1 HE's HERE AND HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
Oh damn.
Convers through the wall:
Kryten: What we really need is some kind of remote link to the hologram
disk projection system.
Lister: What, like this one?
Cat: What a stroke of luck !
Kryten: Now what we need is a power transfer adapter capable of holding
spikes of up to five million volts.
Lister: This?
Kryten: Extraordinary!
[pause]
Kryten: Now all we need is a B47/7RF resistor.
Cat: Look out !
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2003
copy-and paster!
*another fire axe begins to twitch*
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
me? copy and paste? Whats an occ btw
*sigh*
Don't hurt me, please.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2003
Out Of Character
*the fire axe hits a painting near Kryten*
I never did like that painting Kryten made in "Kryten"
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Apr 6, 2003
Good, you've done us all a favour.
Rimmer, mate, smeg it, can't we just sit down over a biriyani and discuss this?
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[...] Posted Apr 6, 2003
*staggers around MediBay*
HELP MA'AM USE YOUR BRAIN POW- Oh dear...
Mr. Rimmer permission to attempt to hit you with a knockout blow
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 6, 2003
Oh, please Kryten do try, I love the smell of melting plastic.
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