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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Started conversation Aug 5, 2002
I wasn't quite sure where to bunk down on this great ship.
I started in the storage cupboard next to Kryten's spare heads, but they all snore very loudly, especially that spare head #3!
So I thought where better to keep a 'silly sausage' than in a fridge. And the only one I could find was the 'Embryo Refrigeration Unit' in the Medical Bay.
If the role hasn't already gone, can I be Ship's doctor?
So if anyone wants me, I'll be here, just between this kidney bowl and the test tube rack.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 5, 2002
Well, I guess you can be, but this isn't roleplaying...
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 5, 2002
We have an elevator.........why not a doctor......
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Aug 5, 2002
How about Ship's sausage?
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Aug 5, 2002
You could be the ship's parrot?
Oh wait, we have one. It's a rubber blow-up parrot. Nivvermind!
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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Aug 6, 2002
I thought the Parrot had a puncture 
And don't worry about anyone eating me. You remember when Lister tried to eat that polymorph/shami kebab ? That's what'll happen if anyone tries sticking a fork in me!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 6, 2002
*walks in, sees a sausage, a parrot, a basketball transforming into a 
, and a half-eaten shami-kebab diablo*
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 6, 2002
charmed....I didn't stand on it's toes *that* many times...
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- 1: Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) (Aug 5, 2002)
- 2: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 5, 2002)
- 3: Existential Elevator (Aug 5, 2002)
- 4: Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) (Aug 5, 2002)
- 5: Existential Elevator (Aug 5, 2002)
- 6: Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured (Aug 5, 2002)
- 7: Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) (Aug 6, 2002)
- 8: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 6, 2002)
- 9: Existential Elevator (Aug 6, 2002)
- 10: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 6, 2002)
- 11: Existential Elevator (Aug 6, 2002)
- 12: Existential Elevator (Apr 9, 2003)
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