A Conversation for The Red Dwarf

The officers club

Post 21

Existential Elevator

Well......at least your aim seems normal.....smiley - winkeye
Impressive hole, might I add.......smiley - smiley


The officers club

Post 22

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

What hole?
I need a smiley - stiffdrink- BOB!!!!


The officers club

Post 23

Existential Elevator

sigh.....


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Post 24

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Now!
*Falls down on the floor humming "lunarcity 7"
Hmmm huh huh hmmm huh hmmmm


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Post 25

Existential Elevator

* Gets broom and starts poking Rimmer*


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Post 26

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Huh, not now Yvonne...


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Post 27

Existential Elevator

*dreads to think of what is going though Rimmer's mind...*

Has anyone got the 'sober' spray<?>


The officers club

Post 28

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Miss mcGruder...
*Sniggers*


The officers club

Post 29

Existential Elevator

It's times like this.....
*sigh*
Don't tell me there's trainers in the fridge.......


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Post 30

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Wakes up with a sceared look on his face.


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Post 31

Existential Elevator

*taps foot*

Are you QUITE done yet<?>


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Post 32

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Not yet, Bob a drink.


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Post 33

Existential Elevator

Don't suppose you've noticed this.........http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/INFO

Smile........You're on camera!


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Post 34

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Camera huh?
I got a smiley - headhurts, I'm going home.


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Post 35

Existential Elevator

Can holograms *get* headaches<?>
smiley - laugh


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Post 36

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Appareantly.


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Post 37

Existential Elevator

Yup....
smiley - cuddle
feel better<?>


The officers club

Post 38

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

A little...


The officers club

Post 39

Existential Elevator

Ahhhh.......Can I get Holly to sober you up a bit<?> Will that help<?>


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Post 40

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Attention, attention!
Happy hour at the officers club!
scutter noises


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