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The officers club
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Started conversation Jul 4, 2002
Welcome to the officers club, NO MECHANOIDS!
Welcome, sit down and have a 
, Bob the scutter will serve anything.
Pherhaps you would like some Gazpacho soup?
Sit down at one of the tables, don't worry their beer-proofe.
We have curry, Gazpacho soup, lager, champagne, triple fried egg buttys with chili sauce and chutney, Trout a la creme, Chicken Meringue, chicken soup and cow-vindaloo.
Or if you prefer you may have a 
and a 
.
But when holly starts doing his moon impression, it's time to hit the road.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 5, 2002
Rimmer is standing by one of the tables alone, with a hologrammatic cigar in his hand.
He is in full uniform.
-So then I said to Hollister, you can run this how ever you want, but the chicken suit has to go.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 5, 2002
Rimmer is standing by one of the tables alone, with a hologrammatic cigar in his hand.
He is in full uniform.
-So then I said to Hollister, you can run this ship how ever you want, but the chicken suit has to go.
His fantsay fellow officers are probably laughing at his joke.
*Takes a .
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plato <surfer> Posted Jul 5, 2002
*enters, grabs an 
*
Wow... business is slow today... 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 5, 2002
*Fliches*
Wha, huh?
Oh yeah, maybe because there is only 4 people who knows this club excists?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 5, 2002
Mixes a
So, what's going on around here, then<?>
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 5, 2002
Not much, I've been inviting a couple of friends to take a look at the rd site...
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 5, 2002
Cool...
Hey, wouldn't Bob count as a mechanoid<?>
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 5, 2002
I think mechanoids are robots that walk and talk.
Bob's a service robot.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 5, 2002
OOOooooooooooooooooooh!
Sorry- I'm just an elevator......
Does that mean Krytie can't come in<?>
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 5, 2002
Well, I guess we could make an exception, from time to time...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 5, 2002
Bob, another , and a and some Gazpacho soup HOT!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 5, 2002
Steady on Rimsie
Don't want your kareokee to be even worse now, do we<?>
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 5, 2002
*Tries to point at EE-misses by a good 3 meters and instead brings everyones attetion to a hole in the wall shaped like Marilyn Monroe.
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- 1: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 4, 2002)
- 2: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 5, 2002)
- 3: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 5, 2002)
- 4: plato <surfer> (Jul 5, 2002)
- 5: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 5, 2002)
- 6: Existential Elevator (Jul 5, 2002)
- 7: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jul 5, 2002)
- 8: Existential Elevator (Jul 5, 2002)
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- 16: plato <surfer> (Jul 5, 2002)
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