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And off they go... the begining of race 12... and immediately Noddy springs into the lead... closely followed by both Baaarney and Jack the Lad... Smoochy Sue is not far behinf... but poor old Rover doesn't seem to be with it at the moment... maybe he heeds some extra special encouragement... ~wink~... for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167

Over to you... you know what to do... yell the loudest you can... let those smiley's know you mean business...

Greebs..xx

Well done Noddy, nothing like PC plod then?

*Shouts* "Go Rover" *whistling*
*Shouting again* "Go boy, go go go, daddy's gonn'a buy you a new chewing toy"


Dancer

Come on Jack, come on Jack.... hey look *points to finish line* its a cave full of treasure/wealth/money... imagine how much loot there is there!!!! Go for it, if you win you'll get this bonus *puts numerous diamonds etc on finishing line*
COME ON JACK, COME ON JACK!!!

~Skenvoy

* Sung to the verse and chorus of 'Chariots of fire'*




Oh Rover you winner,
You've proved yourself true.
Now run for your dinner,
It's waiting for you.

The style as you race,
Past friend and foe.
Is full of the grace,
That only you know.

That only you know.




GO GO!
GO GO!
GO GO!

*Dances the victory dance*




Dancer (All for Rover)

Day Two

Baaarney is still in the lead... racing for the finishing line... Noddy is not far behind... but needs to get a move on to overtake the leader... Jack the Lad is in third place... Smoochy Sue is fourth and Rover is still in last place... me thinks his paws have been superglued to the floor!!!

Well there you go... now tis your turn... encourage those Smiley's... don't be shy... they need it...

Greebs..xx

Oh Smoochy Sue!
What shall I do
To make you run more quickly?
I've fed you too much
Sweetie Lips
And now you're feeling sickly
But never fear
My task is clear
I'll sprinkle you with stardust
And you will win
This race again
And my account won't be bust!

Oh Jack the Lad
I`m feeling bad
My first bet and you`re losing
So cure my hurt
Put on a spurt
And justify my choosing

So, come on Jack
Move from the back
And show us all your class
For if you don`t
(or maybe won`t)
I`ll boot you up the a**e

This Lad called Jack
Gets all the flak
From me and others to.
But if he wins
For all his sins
We'll love him through and through

*sung to tune of I'm a Believer*

I thought speed was only true in fairy tales
Meant for other smileys but not for Jack
Sue was out to get him
That's the way it seemed
Being too slow haunted all his dreams
But then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
He will win, I'm a believer
Jack couldn't lose if he tried

I thought speed was more or less a given thing
Seems the more he tried the less he got
What's the use in tryin'
All you get is pain
When he needed sunshine he got rain
But then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
He will win, I'm a believer
Jack couldn't lose if he tried

Ah, Sue was out to get him
Now that's the way it seemed
Being too slow haunted all my dreams
But then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
He will win, I'm a believer
Jack couldn't lose if he tried

Yes, Then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm a believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All sing it with me *gets others to join in*
I, believe (I'm a believer)
I, believe
People in the back
I, beleive (I'm a believer)
I, beleive
But then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
He will win, I'm a believer
Said I'm a believer, yeah (I'm a believer)
Said I'm a believer, yeah (I'm a believer)

*singing ends*

~Skenvoy

(thats I'm a believer from Shrek, not the original version )

~Skenvoy

*To the tune of Little by Little by Dusty Springfield....sung crying into the checkered flag*

Little by Little by Little by Little by Little

I'm losing all my pride
I'm really getting down
My Rover at the end of the race
And there seems no way out!
Little by Little by Little by Little by Little

Little by Little, Bit by Bit
Come on Rover, it's time to git!
Little by Little, Bit by Bit
I can't stop cheering
Cause my love won't quit!

Little by Little by Little by Little by Little

*Sung to the tune of "The House of the Rising sun"*

There was track, thats run by Greebs,
They called Race 12, it began
It could be the ruin of any poor boy,
Noddy, is the one I mean...

Now Noddy had taken, an early lead,
But it seems that it was just, a quick start
Cos the one thats causing, him misery,
is the one they call Baaarney.

Come on you lazy smiley,
Are you going to leave it there,
Let them all run past, and fail miserably
On the track thats run by Greebs.

dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum dum dum dum dum dum.

*And so on...*

Day Three

Barney is still in the lead... but is being harried by Smoochy Sue, Noddy and Jack the Lad... who all want to take the lead position off him... Rover has perked up a bit... and made a bit of an effort.. but is it to late??? for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167

Wow... look at them go... even Rover got a move on with your wonderful cheering... see what you can do this time... give as much encouragement as you can...

Greebs..xx

Come an Baaarney!

*puts large bale of grass at end of track

*sung to tune of We will Rock you*
Barney you're a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man someday,
You got mud on your face, big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place, singing

Jack will, Jack will Rock you, Rock you
Jack will, Jack will Rock you, Rock you

Noddy you're an old man, poor man, pleading with your eyes gonna take on the world someday,
You got blood on your face, big disgrace, watch as Jack puts you back in your place singing

Jack will, Jack will Rock you, Rock you
Jack will, Jack will Rock you, Rock you
Jack will, Jack will Rock you,

*ends song*

COME ON JACK, JUST A LITTLE FURTHER, GET YOUR FIRST WIN, YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!

~Skenvoy

Yea..all that he said, and a bit more besides

COME ON JACK...ONE FINAL PUSH !!!!!!!

Right ...let's get down to business.

This is not the time for sentimental songs, this is the time for work.

You don't want to lose this race
I don't want to go bankrupt
You don't want to miss out on this shipping container on Smackos.

Yes, it took me a while, but I was able to highjack Woolworths monthly supply of these delicious treats just for you.

Don't worry about anything else by getting over this little line first (or at lest equal, that will do for me)


You've made a good start, let's see you fly home, that fluffy tail of your up high like a banner.

Give me a R!
Give me a O!
Give me a V E R!

What have we go?

ROVER!
ROVER!
YEAH ROVER!

Day Four - Finish

And there they go... passed the finish line... and it's Baaarney and Smoochy Sue who take first place... Rover managed to get moving for the final push for home... but has to be content with second... and Noddy and Jack the Lad come on last... for a visual representation of the finishing positions and a list confirming the winners check out the main racing page A771167

Well thats it... Race 12 draws to a closure... well done to both Baaarney and Smoochy Sue for a great race... and congratulations to all those who won...

Greebs..xx