h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe we need some Hillingdon

i think this is getting old (street)

don't Bank on it

I know something that will shut you up.

Mornington Crescent.

Ha

you must be Barking mad

Oh that's poor.

I suppose i should Acton that but i don't know wether to go North, South, East or West.

yes I am sorry it was poor, you could say Amersham

And I should Acton that but i don't no wether to go to Town or be central.

I think really your a bit of a Ham, but not sure if East or West

I think thats oval.

yes it was, but maybe I mean't Grade was, that is to say, Lew-is-ham

Maybe, but you Stockwell.

sorry been away for a bit, just been feeding my french poddle Mary le Bone

Why don't you take your dog to Park Royal?

i will resist the temptation to say my dog is Barking

although he does bark at my caged bird, yep it's a Canary Wharf

aha! are you sure you havnt played before? you have implemented the 3rd then 4th syllable beginning with 'W' manovre that was famously used against shakespere, just before he wrote his tragedys, thereby putting him into the correct frame of mind for people dying. this does of course negate the whole south-east quadrant of the city, and zones 4 and 5 for the time being, but I belive I will get around that by bringing the opposite station in, thus enabling the entirity of the playing area to be used. so therefore:

Stonebridge Park.

well my only response to all that must be

Stratford

The unions agreed to trim their pubic hair in different ways - you should see the Shepherd's Bush

Oh look you've made david Brent Cross again

Then I'll take sanctuary in the Temple.