h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Acton Town? Ok, but I'd always assumed that Hofphenheimlich's Surrender required a preceeding double-helix on the Bakerloo line.

/shrug

If you can do that, I'm sure nobody can object to my opening move of...

Stockwell

Vauxhhall this about?

None of you have any imagination, even for a beginners game. For instance a perfectly legitmate beginners move would come straight out of the Ransons Ruleset so popular with newcomers in the 1980's. Such a move I now make with
South Kenton.
Sheesh, try harder people.

Well the only if it's very nearly Friday exception clause means I can skip to Totteridge & Whetstone.

Well, Ransons Ruleset in a beginner's game does not allow Swedish Inversion, as I recall. So I'll keep it simple, obeying Rule 221b and go

East Putney

I thought 221b was only used in advanced play, well since you have invoked it I can run with Junkins doublet reponse to Rushton's mid-game gambit

Willesden Green

Oh, we're in the mid-game, are we?

Heathrow Terminal 4

making a retrograde move to open up the game

Hammersmith

Triple Danish loop to Gants Hill.

Acton Town

Oval

Bank (Central Line)

I believe this puts the next player in spoon under the 1995 Helskini Convention rules.

Not on Mondays, it doesn't. Puddimg Mill Lane.

Which puts me in nid (gits)

Perivale

Bounds Green

Rayners Lane

Hanger Lane

Blackhorse Road

This will be one of those quiet passages of play.

Manor House

Dollis Hill