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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana...irrelevant, but cool.


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Post 322

J

by the way, moose, I'm writing an entry on braces, would you like to give me a quoth for inclusion? I'll give you co-researcher status

smiley - blacksheep is sorry for advertising


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Post 323

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

why on earth are you writing an entry on those EVIL things?

braces: the most pain you can have with just your mouth and a barbed wire fence, no seriously i've compared....smiley - winkeye


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Post 324

J

felt like it would get edited

I'd like it to be longer, see the article

smiley - blacksheep is very demanding this time of night


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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

what article?...
this is goin to require thought, isn't it? smiley - groan


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Post 326

J

A983441

Mine took about ten seconds of thought and memory

smiley - blacksheep got the right thread


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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

alright....
handy tip for those sporting a brand new barbed wire fence: EAT ICE CREAM. not only is it V. cold (numbs teeth) it is mushy...and at this stage mushy = GOOD. however, if you are allergic to dairy products (such as myself) decide that you never really liked your liver anyway and start taking hideous amounts of pain killers...

also, sore teeth are a great excuse for not working
EG:
teacher:"why haven't you written your essay, it was due today"
you: "i got my braces tightened yesterday and it hurts so much i forgot"

no really, it worked....


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Post 328

J

I'll have to try that. I remember the first teacher I tried to get sympathy from had braces as well, so I was a bit discouraged...

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 329

Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

erm? exactly how OLD was said teacher?


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J

late 30s. At that point, how much life do you have to live? Why would you bother improving them if you have to suffer during the ones where you're supposed to... have a job... and do stuff?

smiley - blacksheep


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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

crazy b******d....


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Post 332

J

who?

is you mean smiley - blacksheep, he will strike you down


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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

bite me!
but, incidently, i didn't....i was reffering to ur teacher...


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Post 334

J

it was a woman teacher.

I get confused

smiley - blacksheep


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Moose }:8) BOYCOTTING ALL SMILEYS UNTIL YOU GIVE US A MOOSE!!!(the first to own a conceptual spork!!!)

women can be b******s...smiley - erm?


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Post 336

J

no. No they cannot

Actually, any orthodontist women I would make an exception for...

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 337

Andrew 3.0 Pro

i believe the female form of b*****d is b*****dess, but I may, incidentally, be making it up.

smiley - towel
perhaps not.


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Post 338

J

so... an illegitimate son-ess?

smiley - blacksheep?


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Post 339

Andrew 3.0 Pro

an illegitimate daughter.

smiley - towel


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Post 340

J

Doesn't b*****d imply son?

smiley - blacksheep


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