h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I kid, the is nice. He pats you on your head

and then it slides off.

what is with the power hungry sheep?
if it thinks it is taking ofver this forum, it can just sod off.
for several reasons:
1) you have never seen monty python, shame on you.
2) it tried to chop off darth zaphod's head
3) it has tried this takeover thing elsewhere and it's just NOT COOL.

Ok. Been gone forever, bu I have some facts. I lent some to a friend, otherwise I'd write them up, but will get them back eventually with some of hers added and write them in too. So these ones here are just off the top of my head (sorry):

To make a vase full of roses last the longest one should clip off an inch of the stem under water everyday and add a teaspoon of clorox coupled with some salt (3 tsp. or so) into the vase of water when being displayed.

One can fake a polygraph by making your blood pressure higher or increasing your anxiety (salt, caffeine, and drugs will increase blood pressure)

60% of a Geo Metro's parts are made from recycled plastic soda bottles

In a Geo Metro, the undercoating (coating under paint for the car to avoid rust damage) will last longer than the car actually will fall apart first

Benadryll and Tylenol both kill cats

Rice is illegal to throw at weddings because the birds will eat it and it will explode in their stomaches killing them

IF one was to feed a pill of alkaseltzer to a bird, it would make their stomache explode after slowly expanding

Having a hangover is actually not having enough water to complete the Krebs Cycle, which is also what dehydration (to the point of death) is

Marianne Faithful was the first person to say the 'F' word in a movie

Steven Dorff was the proposed second for the role of 'Jack
in Titanic

I've also got a lot of facts from Fight Club, but oh well.

missing hootoo

well hello quille, good to see you again.

As for moose. You will be killed, just like zappy. is your god!!

Why me?! WHY Must I die?! I DON"T LIKE YOU!!!

Quille, let's hear those fight club ones--I love that movie!!!

DZ

Oh, I thought you were dead. Nevermind. Welcome back Zappy

HEY QUILLE! welcome back...

Jodan: Bite me. the sheep lost, give up.

You suck, the sheep wins, I win, bite ME

wins

if i could please direct all persons to the LCCM p. 2 forum, an election anouncement has been made.

JODAN YOU ARE MEAN. hmmmf.

*runs over to give quille a hug* Ya wanna play jacks?

DZ

I'm not mean zappy, I'm just sensible, and andrew is back now anyway. You can have the be interim leader next time. will back off.

Sorry for the inconvienence

Steering the thread to topic...

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words

Pacific Grove, California- It causes a misdemeanor if you kill or threaten a butterfly

Damn hippies, ruin it for everyone... stupid CALIFORNIA!!

hehehe That's funny

The average person will eat 350,000 cookies in their lifetime.

DZ

It's awkward to read that and be eating a cookie.

Okay, so that's 233,378 cookies...

Sucess magazine recently declared bankruptcy

As of 1997, there was a wider variety of porn in London phone-booths than there was on the internet.

The most common name in the world is mohammed

I shudder to think of how you know that

actually, recently, most pornagraphic images that were once found in london phone-booths have been removed, oddly enough

That's nice. I wondered why you kept calling me from europe on a phone card with no Caller ID



in the last 3,500 years, there have only been 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world.