h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Compost mentis - the opposite of compos mentis; how one's brain feels when one is stumbling around the house in the morning trying to remember where one left the bathroom.

To 'go for the juggler' - an act of primal animal rage directed at a street theatre performer.

Excellent, Legion

Thought of one earlier today when faced with stroppy, ill-mannered, brute of a barmaid. 'Service with a simile'.

Sprant

If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that

electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and
dry cleaners depressed?

and:

Opticians demoted (think about it - lol)
Cats deferred
Drunks deglazed
Sleepers debunked
Poets debarred (ouch!)

Any more out there?...

Sprant

...postmen descent?

Sorry, it's late, I'm

How about Obsequinous to go back to your original post - wearing a cocktail frock inside out?

APSF

Oh and

Subscrypt - where donations can be left as an afterthought
Carnotion - a small decorative item for the wife's transport
A trigsaw puzzler - for triangulating that missing bit of sky
Webstinger - the creditcard bill for those online purchases.

APSF