h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*BeeBee begins to wimper, then to howl.*

Werwerwer, foooooooooooooooooooo! (He's back! And He wants to eat me! And I think his bar-b-que recipe is terrible!)

*pets the pup, trying to calm him down, and mutters*
Webjellos will be webjellos, however they dress. Never you mind, pup. We're all still armed.

Well, if we are all aboard, the gents have their hunters, and the misters Zero and X are scouting, I think we're ready to be off home! Lady Titania has her Gandalf, Lord Munchkin is up with me, and we even have servants in livery on the boot. We'll make a fine entrance, I'm thinking.

*puts on his gauntlet gloves and climbs onto the driver's bench*

[X searches around the area whilst his player tries to come up with something witty to type! ]

*Looks at the crowded coach, and grins hopefully at Titania and Gandalf*

Tink I'll hitch a lift with you guys, if that's ok.

*looks at the coach, grins too*

I see what you mean, Sol...

*leads Gandalf to a nearby rock, climbs up and mounts*

*extends a helping hand to Sol*

*Grabs helping hand, and swings up*

Getting good at this.

*Glances back at the cliffs, now in the distance behind the entourage. The sun bounces harshly off them, yet they maintain their rugged beauty. As GL looks at the patterns of light and shadow, an image suddenly jumps out at him. He rubs his eyes and looks again. Sure enough, there it is: with the particular angle of the sun hitting the openings in the cliff, the shadows form a perfect happy face .*

*from the driver's bench*

Ladies and Gennlemen, when we come round this bend you'll see the ocean and the coast all the way up to H2G2 Village, a very pretty view. We'll be home in just a couple of hours, now.

Great! I can't wait to get back - has anyone found the b-thing yet?

/* Calls out window to Titania. */

How do we know that there actually is a bomb? Couldn't this be nothing but a ruse to prevent Lil from entering the Atelier again?

[Zero] You willing to risk your life on that assessment?

*a rider on a chestnut mare steps out a short distance ahead and waits*

*Munchkin rides shotgun, scanning the area for undesirables and smelling of compost*

Thanks for keeping me along guys

Hey! Is that Billy?

Now I wonder where HE was during the recent action. It's not like him to avoid a fight.

*as the carriage comes abreast of him, begins to ride alongside, tipping his hat to the ladies*

You thought I done run off? *big bucktooth grin* I caught me a notorious cuss! *motions with his head* This here's Doc Hollijello. We come to an agreement and he's under house arrest, you might say, on his honor. I kin say fer sure he ain't been in any fights with the posse essept back at the Gulch. I bushwhacked him ridin away from that Rollin Rock ranch. *proudly* I outdrew him, man to man!

And we bin playin cards and bettin a little, and waitin for you to come back ever since we seen Mr. Digby come by the other way.

*koff mutter koff mutter koff*

Now yew know that I'm not a well man at the best of times Billy and yew did catch me in a brief moment of weakness.

So I'm prepared to be charitable an all on account you outdrew me fair n square but don't you go forgetting that yew also owe me a considerable sum fer all the games of poker yew've bin loosing whilst we bin waiting here .

[Zero] You'll forgive us if we don't trust you very far.

*koff*

Well Mr Zero I am a forgiving man, so let us sit down together fer a while and play a hand or two of cards and we kin git to trust each other a little better

*casually shuffles deck*

Aces high and deuces wild shall we say ?

Dang it, Doc, we cain't stop to play now, we got to keep up with this here bus.
*narrows his eyes* I see you all come through the fight, but where's Miz Lil?

I just realized I can't remember either.