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Post 41

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Any room for me?


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Post 42

Ormondroyd

There's always room for another unsmiling face in the ranks of PUDDING, fords! Welcome on board! smiley - sadfacesmiley - grrsmiley - hug


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Post 43

fords - number 1 all over heaven

smiley - grr

Thanks!


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Post 44

Atlantic_Cable

I want to join. Look, I can be grumpy:smiley - sadface


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Post 45

Ormondroyd

Welcome to PUDDING, Atlantic_Cable! We always have room for another smiley - sadface around here!

smiley - sadfacesmiley - grrsmiley - hug


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Post 46

Ormondroyd

Just thought I'd bump this thread up to the top of the page in the hope that people will start using it again... smiley - bigeyes


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Post 47

winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire

smiley - grr


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Post 48

Connor Adams: Leader of the English Legione

Hell, I might as well join ya.
I stay rather annoyed and belligerent most of the time these days. What with the sadistic bastards I work for, my ex being an enigmatic bee-atch, and the fact that if I start swearing here my post will be deleted....rather irritates me! smiley - grr
Do newbies bring the beer? smiley - alesmiley - steam Cor, I can't even get pished for a week now....ruddy bronchitis has me taking antibiotics again! smiley - grr
At least I can be a miserable whining bee-atch here....if I hear my friends chirp "Don't worry - be happy!" one more time I think I'll throttle them. smiley - steam
-Dale (who is annoyed, irritated, frustrated, depressed, confused, miserable, and grumpy as well)


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Post 49

Snailrind

Ah. Kindred spirits. smiley - blue

This morning, I turned up at work, shouted at one of my staff (who had done nothing wrong), burst into tears, and went home again. In the afternoon, I sat on a bench in the biting wind, scowling at all the passers-by and counting the leaves on the tree next to me (155 yellow, and one brown). My hat blew off three times, each time landing on the far side of a wall. Nobody spoke to me. A pigeon pecked my foot.

P.s. smiley - grr


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Post 50

Snailrind

Hang on--that Wildman's a taxi driver, isn't he? I use taxis a great deal.

Now look here, Wildman: what in the blazes are you taxi drivers playing at with your windows? What's that all about, eh? Eh? smiley - cross

(And by the way, hello. If you still read this thread. Which you probably don't. Because you probably have a life. Unlike me. smiley - blue)


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Post 51

Wildman - I'm not really mad, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!

I'm a taxi-driver - where am I going to get a life?smiley - grr

And what about my windows? All they're good for is looking through, I don't play about with them!smiley - winkeye

Wildmansmiley - headhurts - in for a tea-break


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Post 52

Snailrind

So you're not one of those rhino-skinned taxi drivers, then, mentioned on my space, who never shut their damn windows? Good for you. Keep it up. And tell your rhino-skinned colleagues to sort their lives out smiley - cross.

By the way, how does a person get service round here? Two of us have joined this thread lately, but there's been no official welcome for us, oh no. No ORMONDROYD saying "welcome on board" or anything like that. I suppose we're not considered worthy smiley - cross. Well, maybe we don't *want* to be worthy; maybe we're *happy* being ignored like this. So stick *that* in your pipe and smoke it! smiley - grr


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Post 53

Connor Adams: Leader of the English Legione

smiley - groan That's right! We haven't been welcomed properly, have we? smiley - cross Are we not grumpy enough? I will gladly show you how irritable I am- no, I'll show you, then I shall be quite cross about having to show you my irritableness, only to become cross. smiley - steam
-smiley - yuk Dale


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Post 54

Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS)

can i joinsmiley - sadfacesmiley - wah


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Post 55

winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire

NO!! We're busy. Go away.smiley - grr

Goddamn interruptions smiley - grrsmiley - steamsmiley - sadfacesmiley - wahsmiley - cry


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Post 56

Snailrind

Nobody loves me. smiley - blue
Nobody cares. smiley - cry
I'm going to the garden to eat worms. smiley - wah


Then you'll be sorry. smiley - cross


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Post 57

Wildman - I'm not really mad, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!

Not as sorry as the worms!

Wildmansmiley - headhurts - in for another teabreak


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Post 58

Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS)

smiley - sadface oh no one wants me heresmiley - wahsmiley - wahsmiley - steamsmiley - crysmiley - sadface


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Post 59

Ormondroyd

smiley - yikes I go off to watch smiley - football for just one day and all of a sudden there's a grumpy backlog... smiley - grrsmiley - grrsmiley - grr

Of course you're wanted, Midnight Angel. To prove it, I've even put a couple of apt Smileys next to your name on the members list. A warm, grumpy welcome is also extended to Madman of the Ohians and the splendidly-named Snailrind.

There. Am I forgiven now? smiley - erm


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Post 60

Connor Adams: Leader of the English Legione

smiley - grr Yes, you're forgiven. How'd the match go, by the way?
I'm off to gripe in the corner with my cat, Aidan Raz, who has asked to join the Cantankerous Cats. May he join? smiley - catsmiley - cross
-Dale and Aidan


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