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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Oct 23, 2003
Any room for me?
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Ormondroyd Posted Oct 24, 2003
There's always room for another unsmiling face in the ranks of PUDDING, fords! Welcome on board! 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Oct 24, 2003
Thanks!
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Atlantic_Cable Posted Nov 3, 2003
I want to join. Look, I can be grumpy:
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 3, 2003
Welcome to PUDDING, Atlantic_Cable! We always have room for another around here!
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 8, 2003
Just thought I'd bump this thread up to the top of the page in the hope that people will start using it again... 
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winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire Posted Nov 8, 2003
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John Luc Posted Nov 8, 2003
Hell, I might as well join ya.
I stay rather annoyed and belligerent most of the time these days. What with the sadistic bastards I work for, my ex being an enigmatic bee-atch, and the fact that if I start swearing here my post will be deleted....rather irritates me!
Do newbies bring the beer? 
Cor, I can't even get pished for a week now....ruddy bronchitis has me taking antibiotics again!
At least I can be a miserable whining bee-atch here....if I hear my friends chirp "Don't worry - be happy!" one more time I think I'll throttle them.
-Dale (who is annoyed, irritated, frustrated, depressed, confused, miserable, and grumpy as well)
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Snailrind Posted Nov 8, 2003
Ah. Kindred spirits. 
This morning, I turned up at work, shouted at one of my staff (who had done nothing wrong), burst into tears, and went home again. In the afternoon, I sat on a bench in the biting wind, scowling at all the passers-by and counting the leaves on the tree next to me (155 yellow, and one brown). My hat blew off three times, each time landing on the far side of a wall. Nobody spoke to me. A pigeon pecked my foot.
P.s.
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Snailrind Posted Nov 8, 2003
Hang on--that Wildman's a taxi driver, isn't he? I use taxis a great deal.
Now look here, Wildman: what in the blazes are you taxi drivers playing at with your windows? What's that all about, eh? Eh? 
(And by the way, hello. If you still read this thread. Which you probably don't. Because you probably have a life. Unlike me. )
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Wildman - I'm not really mad, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years! Posted Nov 8, 2003
I'm a taxi-driver - where am I going to get a life?
And what about my windows? All they're good for is looking through, I don't play about with them!
Wildman
- in for a tea-break
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Snailrind Posted Nov 9, 2003
So you're not one of those rhino-skinned taxi drivers, then, mentioned on my space, who never shut their damn windows? Good for you. Keep it up. And tell your rhino-skinned colleagues to sort their lives out .
By the way, how does a person get service round here? Two of us have joined this thread lately, but there's been no official welcome for us, oh no. No ORMONDROYD saying "welcome on board" or anything like that. I suppose we're not considered worthy . Well, maybe we don't *want* to be worthy; maybe we're *happy* being ignored like this. So stick *that* in your pipe and smoke it!
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John Luc Posted Nov 9, 2003
That's right! We haven't been welcomed properly, have we? Are we not grumpy enough? I will gladly show you how irritable I am- no, I'll show you, then I shall be quite cross about having to show you my irritableness, only to become cross.
-
Dale
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Nov 9, 2003
can i join
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winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire Posted Nov 9, 2003
NO!! We're busy. Go away.
Goddamn interruptions 
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Snailrind Posted Nov 9, 2003
Nobody loves me.
Nobody cares.
I'm going to the garden to eat worms.
Then you'll be sorry.
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Wildman - I'm not really mad, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years! Posted Nov 9, 2003
Not as sorry as the worms!
Wildman - in for another teabreak
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Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted Nov 9, 2003
oh no one wants me here
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 9, 2003
I go off to watch 
for just one day and all of a sudden there's a grumpy backlog...
Of course you're wanted, Midnight Angel. To prove it, I've even put a couple of apt Smileys next to your name on the members list. A warm, grumpy welcome is also extended to Madman of the Ohians and the splendidly-named Snailrind.
There. Am I forgiven now? 
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John Luc Posted Nov 9, 2003
Yes, you're forgiven. How'd the match go, by the way?
I'm off to gripe in the corner with my cat, Aidan Raz, who has asked to join the Cantankerous Cats. May he join? 
-Dale and Aidan
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- 44: Atlantic_Cable (Nov 3, 2003)
- 45: Ormondroyd (Nov 3, 2003)
- 46: Ormondroyd (Nov 8, 2003)
- 47: winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire (Nov 8, 2003)
- 48: John Luc (Nov 8, 2003)
- 49: Snailrind (Nov 8, 2003)
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- 51: Wildman - I'm not really mad, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years! (Nov 8, 2003)
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- 54: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Nov 9, 2003)
- 55: winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire (Nov 9, 2003)
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- 57: Wildman - I'm not really mad, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years! (Nov 9, 2003)
- 58: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (Nov 9, 2003)
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