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Post 101

Snailrind

Really hot, eh? smiley - grrShe's probably got better legs than me, too.... Sounds like a *bitch*, if you ask me. smiley - cross


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Post 102

Ormondroyd

smiley - groan Please, Snailrind. This place is for moaning, not misogyny! smiley - cross


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Post 103

Snailrind

Sorry. It was just my lame attempt at humour. It's not a gender thing at all, it's a legs thing. My legs are killing me, so legs are what I chose to carp about. I thought my last comment would be too idiotic to be taken seriously by anyone.

Madman, if my comment has upset you, I humbly apologise. smiley - grovel I only meant to make you laugh. (In a bitter-and-twisted sort of way, as appropriate to this thread.)

Now, as this *is* a place for moaning, I wish to let you all know that, as well as my gammy legs, I also have a bad back. So there. smiley - cross


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Post 104

Ormondroyd

Sorry to hear that. smiley - sadface

What do you need most - a smiley - doctor or a smiley - stiffdrink?


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Post 105

Snailrind

A body transplant would be nice. Do they do those on the NHS?


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Post 106

Researcher 198131

What you need is an android body to transfer your consciousness into. smiley - winkeye

smiley - elf


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Post 107

Ormondroyd

But then he'd probably end up with a row of aching diodes down one side that never got replaced no matter how much he complained. smiley - winkeyesmiley - dontpanic


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Post 108

Snailrind

smiley - rofl Life! Don't talk to me about life! smiley - blue


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Post 109

Snailrind

Actually, some chocolate would be nice.


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Post 110

Ormondroyd

smiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - chocsmiley - choc

There you go. And feel free to complain if you get indigestion.


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Post 111

Wowbadger the spelling mistake

Apparently, if a person was to eat 40 Lbs of chocolate in one siting... Bye Bye person !

100% fact


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Post 112

Wowbadger the spelling mistake

siting - sitting
Tomato - Tomatoe

Let's call the whole thing off smiley - winkeye


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Post 113

Researcher 198131

smiley - roflDidn't think of that! Good one Ormysmiley - biggrin

smiley - elf


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Post 114

Snailrind

Thanks for the smiley - choc! Should keep me going for a wee while.

I wonder how exactly they found out about the 40lb thing. smiley - silly


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Post 115

Connor Adams: Leader of the English Legione

No offense taken at all, Snailrind. I offer my condolensces to you, your bad legs, and back. smiley - headhurts
I do apologize, but if I don't vent about this bloody woman I may go mad! She is really attractive and everything about her makes my "gaydar" go bananas! Here, this should explain it: http://madman42q.tripod.com/magrathea/id8.html. There is a very good picture of her there. My pic is there somewhere, but no one wants to see that (unless they're looking to join the clergy). I apologize for the somewhat cheerful music, but I was happy at the time I published the pages on my site. However, on one page I have the Time Warp and it's more nostalgic than cheerful (to me, anyway).
-Dale smiley - yuk


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Post 116

Mal

If you're all sufficiently grumpy to join, how can any of you stand talking to eachother? Trust me, it's sickeningly hard.


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Post 117

Snailrind

We're not talking to each other. We're *venting at* each other. So, up yours!

Besides, it's more satisfying moaning at people who are too preoccupied with their own angst to dole out platitudes like, "There there. You'll get over it. smiley - cheerup" Especially when you know you might not.

Me, I've barely got started. I'm still working up to my big splurge of gut-wrenching, vein-throbbing-on-the-side-of-the-head online misery. (But first, I have some chocolate to get through. By which time, I might've changed my mind.)


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Post 118

Snailrind

Madman, it was a mistake to hang out with human beings. They're nothing but trouble. What were you thinking? smiley - cross Next time you see a beautiful woman coming towards you, *cross the road*.

I'm telling you these things for your own good. smiley - evilgrin And because I feel like telling someone off.


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Post 119

Ormondroyd

Absolutely, Snailrind. In the words of Hero of P.U.D.D.I.N.G. Jean-Paul Sartre: hell is other people.

The truth of this statement becomes particularly clear at this time of year if you go Christmas shopping on a Saturday.
smiley - yikessmiley - santasmiley - devilsmiley - xmastree


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Post 120

Snailrind

Bah, humbug.


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