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Snailrind Posted Nov 27, 2003
Really hot, eh? 
She's probably got better legs than me, too.... Sounds like a *bitch*, if you ask me. 
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 27, 2003
Please, Snailrind. This place is for moaning, not misogyny!
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Snailrind Posted Nov 27, 2003
Sorry. It was just my lame attempt at humour. It's not a gender thing at all, it's a legs thing. My legs are killing me, so legs are what I chose to carp about. I thought my last comment would be too idiotic to be taken seriously by anyone.
Madman, if my comment has upset you, I humbly apologise. 
I only meant to make you laugh. (In a bitter-and-twisted sort of way, as appropriate to this thread.)
Now, as this *is* a place for moaning, I wish to let you all know that, as well as my gammy legs, I also have a bad back. So there.
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 27, 2003
Sorry to hear that. 
What do you need most - a 
or a 
?
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Snailrind Posted Nov 28, 2003
A body transplant would be nice. Do they do those on the NHS?
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Researcher 198131 Posted Nov 28, 2003
What you need is an android body to transfer your consciousness into. 
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 28, 2003
But then he'd probably end up with a row of aching diodes down one side that never got replaced no matter how much he complained. 
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Snailrind Posted Nov 28, 2003
Life! Don't talk to me about life! 
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Snailrind Posted Nov 28, 2003
Actually, some chocolate would be nice.
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 29, 2003
There you go. And feel free to complain if you get indigestion.
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Wowbadger the spelling mistake Posted Nov 29, 2003
Apparently, if a person was to eat 40 Lbs of chocolate in one siting... Bye Bye person !
100% fact
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Wowbadger the spelling mistake Posted Nov 29, 2003
siting - sitting
Tomato - Tomatoe
Let's call the whole thing off
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Researcher 198131 Posted Nov 29, 2003
Didn't think of that! Good one Ormy
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Snailrind Posted Nov 29, 2003
Thanks for the ! Should keep me going for a wee while.
I wonder how exactly they found out about the 40lb thing. 
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John Luc Posted Nov 30, 2003
No offense taken at all, Snailrind. I offer my condolensces to you, your bad legs, and back. 
I do apologize, but if I don't vent about this bloody woman I may go mad! She is really attractive and everything about her makes my "gaydar" go bananas! Here, this should explain it: http://madman42q.tripod.com/magrathea/id8.html. There is a very good picture of her there. My pic is there somewhere, but no one wants to see that (unless they're looking to join the clergy). I apologize for the somewhat cheerful music, but I was happy at the time I published the pages on my site. However, on one page I have the Time Warp and it's more nostalgic than cheerful (to me, anyway).
-Dale 
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Mal Posted Nov 30, 2003
If you're all sufficiently grumpy to join, how can any of you stand talking to eachother? Trust me, it's sickeningly hard.
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Snailrind Posted Dec 1, 2003
We're not talking to each other. We're *venting at* each other. So, up yours!
Besides, it's more satisfying moaning at people who are too preoccupied with their own angst to dole out platitudes like, "There there. You'll get over it. 
" Especially when you know you might not.
Me, I've barely got started. I'm still working up to my big splurge of gut-wrenching, vein-throbbing-on-the-side-of-the-head online misery. (But first, I have some chocolate to get through. By which time, I might've changed my mind.)
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Snailrind Posted Dec 1, 2003
Madman, it was a mistake to hang out with human beings. They're nothing but trouble. What were you thinking? Next time you see a beautiful woman coming towards you, *cross the road*.
I'm telling you these things for your own good. 
And because I feel like telling someone off.
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 1, 2003
Absolutely, Snailrind. In the words of Hero of P.U.D.D.I.N.G. Jean-Paul Sartre: hell is other people.
The truth of this statement becomes particularly clear at this time of year if you go Christmas shopping on a Saturday. 
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