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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 20, 2002
Sorry. There there.
*Pats Zantic on the back in a concilliatory fashion*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 20, 2002
Shall we take his legs off again Zan? 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 22, 2002
I'm not lithping... um, lisping any more. Or limping around. Due to your amazing surgery.
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Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Jun 22, 2002
Well...at last...appreciation..
*hands over invoice*
That will be 10 million in Steriling thank you so very much..
*indicated that OTHER camera that she has ensured is taping the converation so that Roadkill cannot back out on his payments...*
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 22, 2002
*Makes copies of and sells the first video (when Zantic isn't looking), makes £10 mn quickly and hands it over*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2002
This video better be good, it cost me ten million quid...
*wanders off in search of a VCR*
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Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Jun 22, 2002
Thank you....And now, as you may hav notices if you read the fine print...your soul is mine as are the video rights..
*sues Roadkll cos she saw him making and selling the tape, and sells his soul for the rights to Buffy and all spin-offs, including merchandise*
Ah...a good day's work.. 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 22, 2002
*Launches countersuit in which he claims he was unwilling (being unconscious) and under 16 (so Scotland Yard want a chat with ya')*
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Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Jun 22, 2002
*very glad she took photocopy of the passport 'young' master Roadkill showed her at the begining of all this indicating an age of 22, and produces the tape of the begining of the whole thing, clevery doctored to show that full permission was actually obtained pior to surgery*
ye Mr. Polic man...ye wante' summat?
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 22, 2002
*Denies everything- extra stuff exposed as fakes. Burns fake passport. Slips policeman some money to help things along*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2002
Blimey Roadkill, that video you sold me was red hot. Got any more?
Oh, hello Zantic, didn't see you there. 
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Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Jun 22, 2002
*suddenly realises that no matter what....she has several million quid, in cash, in her back pocket...absconds under a false name to a non-extradition country of choice and lives it up for the rest of her days....Every year sending x-mas cards to Roadkill who is languishing in jail due to certain documents foun y Scotland yard while going through Zantics papers post dissapearance of said Zantic..*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2002
...and they all lived happily ever after. 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 29, 2002
'cos Roadkill, having escaped from jail, made millions in the vroomsplatting business (can't tell you what it is, it's government work- Oops! I've said too much) and moved to japan. No reason, except that I like the food.
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Researcher 174318-Zhora- all the nice girls like a sailor Posted Jul 26, 2002
*wakes up after sniffing too much ether
*.... I really should get my ether habit under control! Where is everyone? I've missed all the fun..... and I didn't get a share of the 10 million sterling.............
Still they're all living happily ever after. Or are they? 
Mua ha ha haaaaa!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 26, 2002
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwha? Oh. Hello. Must have dozed off.
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Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Jul 27, 2002
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 27, 2002
What's that noise? Is someone using a chainsaw?
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Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Jul 27, 2002
*walks up behind the unknowing EV , chainsaw buzzing*
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- 161: Researcher 185550 (Jun 20, 2002)
- 162: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 20, 2002)
- 163: Researcher 185550 (Jun 22, 2002)
- 164: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Jun 22, 2002)
- 165: Researcher 185550 (Jun 22, 2002)
- 166: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 22, 2002)
- 167: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Jun 22, 2002)
- 168: Researcher 185550 (Jun 22, 2002)
- 169: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Jun 22, 2002)
- 170: Researcher 185550 (Jun 22, 2002)
- 171: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 22, 2002)
- 172: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Jun 22, 2002)
- 173: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 22, 2002)
- 174: Researcher 185550 (Jun 29, 2002)
- 175: Researcher 174318-Zhora- all the nice girls like a sailor (Jul 26, 2002)
- 176: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 26, 2002)
- 177: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 26, 2002)
- 178: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Jul 27, 2002)
- 179: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 27, 2002)
- 180: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Jul 27, 2002)
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