h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I read the blog, I read the blog!!!!


ok I just looked at the pretty pictures

* wonders if the druid is edible. He sure seems to be marinated*

Did he ever drink the ??

*eyes druid warily, and wearily*

( says the -man): I come bearing gifts: For Lil: *wand that'll make the dishes clean, dry & stack by themselves*

For Sir EvilClaw:
*presents a pair of sickle knives enscribed with their names (every magic blade needeth a name, no?): 'Deth',... & 'Claw' *
Each knife has an etched silhouet of a w/its back arched liked this:

For DragonQueen:
*Gives a set of gold-claw adornments (that are "fit for any empress")*

For FF: *gives him a ''s-eye marble (just do me a favor and don't ask where I found it/who I got it from, )

And for the other guy who just spoke:

*A nice, shiny-silver crescent medal*

Note that Deth & claw each have handles that are of a mother-of-pearl-like material.

I resent that, I'm a walrus, not a "guy"

, : You guys want something too?

*hands over the keys*
"you'll see what those are for later (making careful note to make no actual mention of the mech parked outside).

[Thinking]: (to quote Space ): "I don't need to fly in a ship. -yeah, 'cuz phasing's more exercise. so there ()."

Terribly Sirs.
*offers a medal shaped like a fish...*

"Izzat better?"

Yes, I did drink the (& it was quite good too, thankee).

*prods medal* doesn't appear to be edible, but it is shiny, ok consider me bribed

:Later when I invent a new 'super' fishing rod, if'n ye want-you can help me w/testing it out, how 'bout that?

,-so I'm a // insteada 3 kings. But you gotta admit... the stuff is pretty nice, eh?

...Nevermind...

I have these brilliant this fishing rod called tusks, I think they'll do for now

oh. , back to the drawing board.

, so um, what do you MotMV people do (now, that i myself have become one too)?

Wonder if Captain K. will like the mech?

We sit around a drink . This is a tea room, drinking is what we do.

*sipping *: (& said w/ ): "Oh."