h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Tire-any should be used for our evil army bicycles.

That deserves a high five. And a 20% raise.

*sipps *

*Wakes under a large pile of papers in the corner, and wonders what is going on*

*Shakes papers off*

Goodness, how long have I slept?

*Notices mess left from aforementioned papers, as well as from food wars, fort-building, etc.*

You know, if you folks bothered to keep this place clean, someone might have found me earlier.


...I'll go get a broom, see what we can find.

I think I was buried under another pile, and the worst part is, there were no carrots among the papers.

But I don't mind. I need my beauty rest, and sometimes thatr equired sacrifice.

Well, it's a bit hard to eat when you're sleeping, isn't it?

HO!! YOU THERE, WITH THE BROOM!! *points to the corners of the room* See what you can do with those cob-webby things, eh?

Wait a minute...*glares with her good eye*...Don't I know you?

*Stares through the cobwebs that have fallen on her head while cleaning*

Hm, yes, you look familiar...


Wait, I'll get it...


You're, you're...





Oh! You were in that movie, weren't you?! I'm sure that's where I know you from. You were that guy's mother, or sister, or daughter, or aunt or something.

No that was me.

Ah dahling, you were always so easily confused.

*slips on her designer shades and lounges by her Oscar in case the paparazzi should arrive*

WHat me?

Yes! That was the movie! 'Oscar the Easily Confused Cat'! I must have watched it, like, three times. Well, two and a half, because the one time was during a flight, and I was half asleep. But yeah, I remember you. You were that guy's sister, and he had the cat, and you made this face... oh that was great.






So, where do you know _me_ from?

Oh, don't think that I don't recognize you! You're from that maid service we fired last spring, don't deny it! As I recall, you were quite handy with the broom, but you had that awful habit of pinching the silverware, you did!!

No, that was a different maid. She didn't have a hat, see? *Points at hat*

Isn't that the hat I gave you 5 minutes ago because you wanted a disguise quick?

*theatrically exasperated sigh*

No, it is not. It is a completely different hat. See, your hat is over there, disguising the ugly spot on the floor that I couldn't bother to scrub off.

We have a maid service? Awesome.

*dumps his cup onto the floor*

*dumps her broom onto EC's head*

I can't help but feel that I deserved that somehow but I can't quite figure out why.