h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Jack of Spades' last name is Sparrow by the way.

which is also a kind of bird

Are birds just named after anything.

You mean Pirates of the Carribean? Very weak film. I didn't like it.

Fair enough.

I know someone who watched it they didnt like it either

Again: Fair enough. I enjoyed it but I don't tend to judge movies on any basis other than light entertainment.

for me the entertainment was too light.

I'm going to run out of "fair enough"s if this conversation keeps going on. You know theres a six month wait for shipment...

*sigh* Might as well go preorder some just in case.

Fair enough?

No one fair is ever enough!

I am able to become fair enough through the amazing process of openmindedness. All it requires is a chainsaw and about 2000 cc's of morphine.

..Eww..

Sometimes at night I can feel my kidney trying to escape through my gallbladder

Ahuh, and your sure that's what it is?

Oh yes. It talks to me. It says "Plaid elephant hippo hi diggity doggity hot dog hot dog pina coladas in the niiiiiight CHEESE IMBROGLIO!"

Riiiight....

Sure you just don't need the bathroom?

I shall quote a wise man: "The blood of invaders marches through my veins like ... RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me! Don't ignore my veins!"

You scare me sometimes.

Ha hah! Hilarity. I was just quoting Invader Zim. No more, no less, nevermore. Lenore. I heard a tapping outside my chamber door. Only this and nothing more.