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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jun 15, 2006
*looks around and spies FF eating popcorn*
yes *points to FF* thats the jury there
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 15, 2006
Couldn't the fact that the defence lawyer is sleeping with the entire jury be grounds for a mistrial?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jun 15, 2006
of course not!
HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK SUCH A THING!
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Fish's Freak Posted Jun 15, 2006
What? I'm the jury? 
But I'm terrible at making decisions.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 15, 2006
It's true, she is.
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted Jun 15, 2006
If you read what's on this card I'll give you some of the insurance money.
*Slips her a small card*
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Fish's Freak Posted Jun 15, 2006
*reads card*
'You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect £10.'
Whoop! 
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted Jun 15, 2006
Ooopa wrong card...
This one
*hands her another*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 15, 2006
Second prize?!!! 
You clearly won first!!
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Fish's Freak Posted Jun 15, 2006
No, second. There were only two contestants, as well.
*reads new card*
'Go to jail. Go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect £200'
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 15, 2006
Here honey, take this. *passes Beck a get out of jail free card*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 15, 2006
By the way, the judge in that beauty contest was TB, and he was also the winner. That explains everything. 
And it's another piece of evidence for the trial.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 15, 2006
Whats all this then? Don't I get a chance to pitifully attempt to defend TB?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Jun 15, 2006
*Walks in looking like Terry Jones in a Judges wig and gown*
Not guilty. Case not proven. Court adjourned.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 15, 2006
Omigod! Terry Jones! *huuuuuge snoogle* My life is complete! 
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted Jun 16, 2006
Arg!! Terry Jones?!!
This better not end with a musical dance type thing!!!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jun 16, 2006
This is the tearoom, not Camelot.
Camelot!!
We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene're we're able...
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Anole Posted Jun 16, 2006
Oh GodBen, he just kick a servant in the face.
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- 20821: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20822: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20823: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20824: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20825: Fish's Freak (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20826: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20827: Vauxhaul Astra (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20828: Fish's Freak (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20829: Vauxhaul Astra (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20830: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20831: Fish's Freak (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20832: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20833: Fish's Freak (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20834: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20835: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20836: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20837: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jun 15, 2006)
- 20838: Vauxhaul Astra (Jun 16, 2006)
- 20839: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jun 16, 2006)
- 20840: Anole (Jun 16, 2006)
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