h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A chap is never to old to go camping casper! (Besides, I had no idea that m/c riding accompanied by a heavy night with a good band was considered to be camp!)

WR is very good at giving back massages if your interested...

As long as I have got my inflatable mattress in working condition, I'll never be too old to camp!

[Aside: Olifant=Elephant. There has been a lot of new names coming on to the market to try and promote South African wine as a unique entity - some very interesting names!]

A nice cuppa , a hot shower, and a sit in my comfy chair (with the compulsory mens Sunday afternoon 40 winks), and all seems so good.
Campings not so bad, but why does it always pour when I'm in a tent

Anyway, I'm off for a hair of the dog

*Hel2 crawls out from under table*

I found it

*Looks around, sees no one and puts false eyelash back on*

knew it was around here somewhere

And there was me thinking it was a big that needed rescuing Hel2! I was just about to pick it up and take outside too...

As long as it's only an inflatable mattress WR and not an inflatable plastic pal who's fun to be with...

Casper you can have some of my hair if you like, I have three of the wee beasties and have to empty my vacuum cleaner approximately every three days!

Hi gweenie

love , got a big one living in the corner of the lounge
keeps the flies away!

I love s too and seldom put them outside, especially during the winter months. It gives me the perfect excuse for leaving cobwebs around the house too...

*Locates the machine and kicks it (gently) into life*

is this coffee machine anything like the on in the addicts bar?

or do I have to be nice to it?

I think perhaps it's time the milk shake machine had an overhaul.

*starts rummaging in cupboards*

Now where did I put the spanner and WD42?

Somehow, WD42-flavored milkshakes don't sound too tempting!

don't knock hic it till you've tried it, hic.

ooooohhhhhhhhhh


give me strawberry any day

*picks up rag to wipe down machine*

*Comes in from lazing in the sun on his bike outside. Puts his
t-shirt back on.*

Mornin' all.

Ill give you a hand with that Caerwynn...

*Starts dismantling the nossles and rinsing them under the tap...*

showing of youe chest again Bob?
careful, it'll burn

I've never burnt in my life, Im half-chinese. However, whats wierd is that it's my mediterranean skinned mother who never burns, and my Chinese father who does... Wierd.

does this mean your chest is hairless
tell me it is

Thank you, Bob, you are lovely. I hope we can remember how it all goes back together again!

*a whiff of Milton wafts around the café*

What's that funny smell

*sniff sniff*
*sneeze*

Well, its not hairless, but its not very hairy at all...


Thats ok Caerwynn, the place I used to work I used to have to take the coffee machine apart for cleaning all the time. This cant be that different...

At least on person knows what they're doing around here