A Conversation for The Refrigerator
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Started conversation May 4, 2002
Could I have some Milky Monkey Biscuits stored in the Fridge. They come in handy quite often.
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted May 6, 2002
hmmm. Sounds appropriate... 
Just out of curiosity, what do they... do?
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 6, 2002
why milky monkey biscuits is a devine dish. They give a boost of energy, and release their milky monkey goodness into your body as you go thoughout the day. You must try one if you haven't already.
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Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites Posted May 8, 2002
I have never heard of them either, but I try to keep an open mind.
First, I must request an ingredients list, and how to prepare these mily monkey biscuits. I will make them if they sound good, and I deem them non-dangerous
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 9, 2002
Ingredients:
5 gal of Milk
3 cups of flour
1 can of processed monkey meat
3 packages of pilberry dough mix
3 cans of heavy cream
1 glazed doughnut
2 tbs of sugar
1 tsp of salt
To make them:
Get a large mixing bowl and pour the flour, sugar, salt, and dough mix in the bowl. Mix well for five minutes. Then pour in the cream into the mix, stir it in. Then put the monkey meat in the bowl. Mix the meat in well. Adjust seasonings as needed. Then pour the mix on a floured board. Kneed the dough for five minutes. Then flaten out and cut into strips. Roll the strips until they form a ball. Then place the balls on a buttered cookie sheet. Bake for 30min and then cover them with cinnamon. Let cool, and eat. They Milky Monkey Goodness will flow through your body!
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 9, 2002
I almost forgot, the glazed doughnut is a gift for the chef to enjoy
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 9, 2002
I almost forgot, the glazed doughnut is a gift for the chef to enjoy
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Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites Posted May 10, 2002
The doughnut is an excellent addition, but I have a question...
What is the 5 gallons of milk for? Isn't that a bit extreme?
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 10, 2002
Quite right sir. I was to excited by the Milky Monkeyness, make that 2 gal. of milk.
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Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites Posted May 11, 2002
I do plan to make this, but how do I incoprorate the milk? The Directions never say anything about milk...I want to make these right, so please tell me, and I will get right to it.
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 21, 2002
Terribly sorry, pour the milk into the bowl when all the other ingredents are in the bowl. Then stir it well. Then sit back and have some 
and 
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Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites Posted May 22, 2002
okay...expect it by the weekend (I have to do it several times to get it right, and experiment with it some more)
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- 1: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 4, 2002)
- 2: Evil Zombie Strider (May 6, 2002)
- 3: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 6, 2002)
- 4: Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites (May 8, 2002)
- 5: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 9, 2002)
- 6: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 9, 2002)
- 7: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 9, 2002)
- 8: Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites (May 10, 2002)
- 9: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 10, 2002)
- 10: Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites (May 11, 2002)
- 11: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 21, 2002)
- 12: Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites (May 22, 2002)
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