A Conversation for The Refrigerator
Unofficial Fridge Raid
Mr. Legion Started conversation Sep 25, 2002
*A dark figure hunches over the fridge with a blowtorch. Sparks fly around the edges. After minutes of tense, sweaty suspense, the door swings open and the glory of the inner Refrigerator is revealed*
"My God...! It's full of stars...!"
Shield your eyes! Remember, you're just there for the chocolate mousse.
"Yessir."
*The aforementioned mousse is quickly located and stuffed into a coldbag. The figure slinks away, leaving a note...*
'Knights of H2G2. Abandon this foolish war. Accede to my demands. Or the mousse gets it.'
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friendlywithteeth Posted Sep 25, 2002
YOu laugh at the mousse's pain...this is unforgivable!
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Mystrunner Posted Sep 25, 2002
*A hand grabs the dark figure's hair, jerks his head back, and slits its throat.*
*Mystrunner slides out of the shadows.*
One less... Put that P'o'Paris away. And plug the real one in. It would'nt do if the mousse went bad after all this...
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friendlywithteeth Posted Sep 26, 2002
Another E-vil scheme foiled....thanks M/R, did you want some mousse?
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Mr. Legion Posted Sep 26, 2002
*Between mouthfuls* Mmmm. Don't knock chocolate mouse till you've tried it - this is a taste sensation 
Imagine, you spend so much time guarding your fridge...no wonder you have no time to *watch the skies*...
Mwa. Ha. Ha. Ha....
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