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Mystrunner Posted Nov 22, 2002
You've really worked hard on this, Mr. L. I've never seen such pathetic orcs in my life. You should be proud.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 22, 2002
Oh, he is, believe you me...
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Mr. Legion Posted Nov 22, 2002
They are pretty feeble, aren't they? I should have known that having them trained by Montessori teachers was a bad idea. Whenever I looked into the barracks, they seemed to be doing finger-painting or having group hugs 
Okay, they may be emotionally-frail and pitifully easy to kill. But I like to think they're fully-rounded individuals, at least, not monosyllabic thugs.
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Mystrunner Posted Nov 23, 2002
More or less... better than thugs, yes. But no van goh... with the exception of that one painting over there.
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friendlywithteeth Posted Nov 24, 2002
Who knew that the starry night was done with finger-paints?
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Mystrunner Posted Nov 25, 2002
Certainly not me. But it does look very pretty.
*Gives 
to orc. It grins, eats a tube of paint, and continues.*
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Mr. Legion Posted Nov 25, 2002
*Whips orc, raises hand threateningly*
Back to work, you slime! In the old days, you'd have been guarding a bridge, so don't get lazy now! We have to finish the Van Goghs, and start on the Turners for this afternoon.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 25, 2002
Legion! They aren't machines you know.
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Odo Posted Nov 26, 2002
I don't know if it's just me but the colour choice for that painting is a little unusual. The lurid green gives a sort of 'pickled gherkin' feeling to the scene. 
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Nov 26, 2002
And who thought to contrast gherkin green with aquamarine blue?
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Odo Posted Nov 26, 2002
A picture in cycadelic shades. 
Please no, don't add the magenta!
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Anachronism Posted Nov 26, 2002
*throws a sandwhich at a nearby orc and smirks at its confusin when it hits it on the head*
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Nov 26, 2002
*stifles a 
*
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Nov 28, 2002
Don't stifle, JJ. Let it rip!
* heartily. If slightly in the manner of a mad 
*
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Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Nov 28, 2002
*Suddenly, a capercaille appears out of nowhere*
*It vanishes again*
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Mr. Legion Posted Nov 28, 2002
A capercaille? 
*Decides to bluff*
Ah of course, a capercaille. 
Ahem. We had a problem with those down the bottom of our garden once. Nasty blighters.
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Anachronism Posted Nov 28, 2002
*watchs the orc fall over*
*decides to test legion*
how did u get rid of it???
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Dec 3, 2002
You throw them over the hedge, of course. By their hair.
...or perhaps that was garden gnomes. I don't know. *shrug*
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- 581: Mystrunner (Nov 22, 2002)
- 582: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 22, 2002)
- 583: Mr. Legion (Nov 22, 2002)
- 584: Mystrunner (Nov 23, 2002)
- 585: friendlywithteeth (Nov 24, 2002)
- 586: Mystrunner (Nov 25, 2002)
- 587: Mr. Legion (Nov 25, 2002)
- 588: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 25, 2002)
- 589: Mystrunner (Nov 25, 2002)
- 590: Odo (Nov 26, 2002)
- 591: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Nov 26, 2002)
- 592: Odo (Nov 26, 2002)
- 593: Anachronism (Nov 26, 2002)
- 594: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Nov 26, 2002)
- 595: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Nov 28, 2002)
- 596: Odo (Nov 28, 2002)
- 597: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Nov 28, 2002)
- 598: Mr. Legion (Nov 28, 2002)
- 599: Anachronism (Nov 28, 2002)
- 600: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Dec 3, 2002)
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