A Conversation for The Courtyard

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Post 561

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

No, just getting away from Mr. L's flaming marshmallows.


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Post 562

Odo

smiley - laugh I didn't realise he was throwing them at people.


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Post 563

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

He's not, just dripping all over the place.


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Post 564

Odo

Melting, smiley - yuk

He really should try and pull himself together. smiley - winkeye


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Post 565

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

Yeah, and who's going to have to clean up the mess he makes?


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Post 566

Odo

I'd thought the orcs might be useful for that. smiley - winkeye


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Post 567

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

smiley - laugh


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Post 568

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

The orcs couldn't handle it, they're over in the corner right now, apparently reenacting ascene from Hamlet. Or something.

*points in their general direction*

See?


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Post 569

Mystrunner

Wow. That's impressive.


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Post 570

Mr. Legion

*One of the orcs pauses in the middle of a lengthy declamation and executes a small bow towards Mysty*

smiley - monster: I knew him, Horatio...a man of infinite jest...eerrrrmmmm...take arms against a...a rat? Damn!

*Realising he has fluffed his lines, he bursts out crying and runs for the toilet*

smiley - grr I've got to get some more emotionally-balanced henchmen. Watch out for the rubber ducky!


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Post 571

Odo

smiley - laugh

Watch out for that........Oh too late, you've landed in it.


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Post 572

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

What?!


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Post 573

Mystrunner

Owch. That stinks.

Dead orc at six o'clock.


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Post 574

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

"That stinks"

The orc, the dead orc or the acting?


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Post 575

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

All three. Equally.


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Post 576

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

smiley - laugh


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Post 577

Mr. Legion

*Sniffs*

You snobs. I'll admit, he was no Kenneth Branagh. Okay, okay, he wasn't even on the Mel Gibson level. But he was *trying*, and you drove him away. For shame.

*A lone bagpiper marches in and starts to play a refrain for the dead orc*


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Post 578

friendlywithteeth

smiley - biggrin


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Post 579

Odo

smiley - wah who gave that orc bagpipes, please someone liberate them from him and give them to someone who can play. smiley - headhurts.

He'd be much better with drums.


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Post 580

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

...Or perhaps um... a little tiny overturned coffee can and a pair of cotton swabs?

*the bagpipes randomply explodes in a sort of random combustion sort of way, and the Orc drops them, crying out and sucking his fingers*

...Oops...


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