h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

**Pointing over to a low building 100 yards away to the right**

Satellite dishes.

*Meanwhile, elsewhere in the complex...*
[Marshal] Excuse me, how do I go about commendeering a vehicle?
[Guard] Well, you need a transport pass-
[Marshal] What if I just shoot you?
[Guard] What! What are you-
*There is a single, silenced round.*

Okay AxeMan and Galen make for the storage boxes

*points to a cluster of boxes on the way to the building*

we'll cover you ... go!

*Marshal sits down in a MCU (Mobile Command Unit) and activates the communication system.*
[Marshal] Marshal to Temple. We are currently on mission. I have left the Cadets to finish the job without me, it wil be good experience for them. I will continue to observe them from a distance. Marshal out.
Additional: Would you like a new MCU?

*after appologizing for the obvoiuslly mistaken name mixup, runs toward the boxes*

*runs in from the cover* Sorry I took a while some guards got in my way.

*some creatures appear in front of the boxes*

DUCK AXEMAN!!

*fires many rounds at the creatures, finally killing them all*

Axeman you could have been killed if it wasnt for him.*shoots one creature whos still squrming*

guys ill be back around 8:30 so ill see you all then

Down!
*As they duck he clicks the stubber to Dum-Dum and blows a guard backward killing him*

This is important... everything I write will be in {}. Please, DO NOT react to what I am writing, as it would not be physically possible. Thanks.

*Pulls out a notpad*
[Marshal] Well, we weren't expecting monsters... better stay alert...
{>Possible rivelry between Galen and Axeman - unwanted.
>Zebias shows skill, but sems to favour Stubgun over Shuriken Catapult - Why?
>Squad making lots of commotion... Unavoidable Y/N?
>Fluffy dice in MCU - Unacceptable!}

*Blaeb notices the action in front of him, pauses and then runs with the rest of the squad to regroup*

*whispers* Hey you guys, try to keep the noise down. we don't want to wake the whole camp up - not yet anyway.

AxeMan, you with me this time. The rest of you wait here until I call you found. And don't make a sound. Understand?

*Before waiting for a response, he pushes AxeMan gently in the back towards their objective and breaks cover

[Marshal] Oh well... if everyone else is going to be loud...
excuse me, hold this!
*Pulls the pin out of a grenade, gives it to a guards and pushes him into the armoury*
Time to move I think...
*Begins to drive towards the command centre as explosions rock the base*

*Blaeb hears an explosion*

*Thinks* Holy smoke! what was that? *Stops thinking!*

*He and AxeMan reach the door, stop to regain their breath and then Blaeb signals the others to join them.*

*The lieutenant steps out of the communications bunker*
What's going on out here! I demand-
*A well aimed shot silences him for good*

*Blaeb indicates that they should all line up in a stick formation behind him*

Okay lets go

*kicks the door open and commando rolls in, gun ready*

*runs into the Command Centre*
[Marshal] Alright people! This is an assassination!
*opens fire*

*not caring for guns in the least, pulls out his bow and begins to "clear" the area, with amazing speed*

[Marshal] HQ eliminated! How're the Com-logs coming? you guys got them yet?

*Zebias runs into a guard, grabs the quards arm, breaks it and procedes to mash the guys face in*

[Marshal] *pulling off his helmet as he enters the Com-bunker so his team don't kill him* Cover me lads! I'm downloading the com-logs!
...
Zebias, be a dear and warm up the MCU, would you? *tosses Zebias a set of keys*