h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes Sir! *Starts to hack (with the deck)at the door*

Obliv! What does QUIETLY mean to you? Try 'Hacking' with it! (Think James Bond, not Rambo).

One mo...
Ah, mis-read.
You don't Hack AT a door, you hack INTO it. Remember that so this don't happen again!
Sorry 'bout the mis-read!

Sir the doors unlocked im going in.
*Quietly crals in and hides behind some creates*

[Marshal] C'mon Blaeb! Time to go!
*Leads Blaeb and the rest of the team over to the hatch and drops in. The team take up hiding places within the cargo bay*

*whisper* What now Sir?

How do you become a Viper? Do you have to prove yourself?

*clicks his stubber to normal rounds and clenches the claw*

[Marshal] Got it in one, Zebias! If I think you're good enough, you'll become a VIPER! It seems our Squad Leader isn't faring too well, so I'll make you our Acting Commander. You can discuss any official changes with Blaeb when he's upto it.

eg: Whenever he comes back!

Carry on, sergeant!

Thankyou Sir

Sorry got to go now but ill be back tomorrow! See ya!

*Points to a Guard that has just entered the room*

*Puts a silenced round through his forehead*
[Marshal] Simple!

*the team notices suddenly that Imgriff was with them the entire time when he leaps deftly into the air and breaks another guards jaw with one end of his Staff before snapping his neck with the other*

*lands gracefully (and silently) on the ground in front of the next door Matrix-style*

**The hold's now quiet with just the breathing of the team and the hum of the engines in the background**

Now we wait.

**Axeman hunkers down and drifts off to sleep with one hand never far from an axe**

[Marshal] Patience people... we'll be landing soon...

**The Axeman opens one eye whilst snoring loudly (but not so as to be heard over the engine noise), looks around and then closes it again.**

*Begins counting bullets...*

**begins counting axes**

One, two, more than two, hur hur

Should we wait for the others, or just press on with the adventure without them?

Well we seem to be quite spread out around, how about we go through landing, exiting the plane and setting up observation and then wait for them to infiltrate?

Okay... here goes...


Midnight. A cold, dark and starless night. The aricraft lands and the crew begin to unload their cargo. Meanwhile, unseen to the guards, a group of shadowy figures begin to stir within the cargo bay...

**Instantly awake and on his feet The Axeman moves with surprising speed to the door and peers out**

About 20 yards to cover. No cameras or lights here.

**At full pelt The Axeman disappears out of the door and makes for the nearest cover**