A Conversation for Shooting Practice
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 6, 2002
*radio crackles*.. mercenaries, check F87409?thread=176742&latest=1 immediately, before further action. thankyou.
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jun 6, 2002
Njan, request permission to abstain from this op?
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 7, 2002
*Gets annoyed with the holotransmission. The borg queen disables all holo emitters withing a 42 yard radius of her location.*
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Robert Posted Jun 7, 2002
*beams back down from somewhere*
Good morning. I am one of the Mercenary Operatives assigned to protect this hive. Please instruct your drones to leave me alone and to wear a hard hat because we may use heavy machinery to create fortifications.
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 7, 2002
*njan reappears, now reclad in an assortment of combat gear. He walks over to saturn girl, and nods respectfully*
mercenaries present, ma'am. Where would you like protection focused.
*njan has some sandbags erected around a particularly important-looking set of consoles, and positions a small pile of phaser rifles behind the line of sandbags*
(radio) Hello Sniper 2, this is Operative 1, status check, over..
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Robert Posted Jun 7, 2002
(radio) Operative 1, Sniper 2. I'm standing about five metres behind and to the left of you .
Ooh, consoles... Permission to, , download some security updates for the nice shiny computers?
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Robert Posted Jun 7, 2002
*walks over to one of the consoles and puts a hard-hat into the replicator slot*
*every drone in the hive suddenly gets protected from falling bricks by their cool new piece of headgear*
Lets see...
*gets out a small holoprojector and loads up the hive blueprints on it...
It's amazing what you can find on Lycos these days
...then activates the auto-update so he can see how the defences are coming along*
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Mystrunner Posted Jun 7, 2002
*Begins with installing what looks like the anti-matter guns from the blueprints that Nicol Tesla made, before the CIA and the KGB carted them away the night he died.*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 8, 2002
*grins*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 8, 2002
Oooooh! You know the way right to a Borg Queen's heart!
Is there anything I can do for you in return?
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 8, 2002
*njan smiles, playing with a plasma conduit and patching it into a recharging point for the mercenaries radios*
No, I'm sure I'll be quite fine, thankyou. *njan munches some chocolate*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 8, 2002
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 8, 2002
.. ah, but I like my independence. Fun as cybernetics are.. *pauses for a moment and thinks of all of the things he could do with implants and nanoprobes* ..I rather value my freedom. And I don't think I'd make a very good mi.. drone.
The whole collective issue aside, though, sure.
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 8, 2002
*blinks* Are you saying you want to be assimilated, but not? *blinks again*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 8, 2002
*grins and puts aside (only for the length of time needed to assimilate njan to the extent he wishes)*
And how do you want it? I can be quick, or slow
*locks eyes with njan, places hand on his chest, and slowly backs him against the nearest consol*
Well?
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 8, 2002
*njan wonders what, exactly, he's got himself into*
*njan, easing his hand towards the chocolate, replies:* Oh, slow sounds like much more fun..
so.. you're going to do what, exactly?
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jun 8, 2002
*Gives a quick slap of the wandering hand*
Well, for starters, I'm going to protect my , thank you! Then from there, it can depend on what you want. The slow way is always much more fun... for me, and the soon to be assimilated person. Of course I will limit the nanos influence on your body, allowing you to keep control of your thoughts. You'll also be able to tap in and listen to the hive mind, should you want to.
And when we're done here, you can choose from my selection of super nifty implants.
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