A Conversation for The Great Temple

Fish's Freak's Shrine

Post 1

Fish's Freak

As you enter this shrine you feel an immense sense of wonder overtake you. It is a large, oblong-shaped room, with an open ceiling. The walls are made of solid glass and surrounding them is swirling mist. Transparent drapes of blue, green and gold hang around the room, and the floor is littered with corresponding cushions. The air is scented with jasmine and sandalwood. For some reason there is a large plastic castle of garish colours in the middle of the room. A sign over the entrance reads:

'Welcome to the shrine of the smiley - bluefish. Feel free to worship here! Leave donations in castle. Thankyou.smiley - fishsmiley - bluefishsmiley - hsif'


Fish's Freak's Shrine

Post 2

Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777

*Bob talks in tongues*

"Mumble mumble ...for a limited time only... mumble mumble ...free twelve month guarantee... mumble ...you want fries with that?"


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Post 3

Fish's Freak

Hi. Have some smiley - cake.


Fish's Freak's Shrine

Post 4

Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777

lovely


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Post 5

Fish's Freak

Why does all cartoon cake have pink icing?


Fish's Freak's Shrine

Post 6

Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777

i don't really like pink icing, but if you really want to be sick, try black icing smiley - winkeye


Fish's Freak's Shrine

Post 7

royalleothelion (thingite guard of the kings potty)

*Royalleothelion sacrifices a giant plate of cheese, and leaves it on the altar for fish freak to eat and then mysteriously vanishes into the shadows with a cheesy grin* smiley - biggrin


Fish's Freak's Shrine

Post 8

Fish's Freak

smiley - bigeyes Oooh, cheese.

*eats the cheese and gets a huge headache because she didn't learn from last time*

smiley - groan


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