my space
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Welcome to my space/page which tells you all about me. Quite why you'd want to know about me is another matter and one I'll probably never figure out. Have fun....Psycho Monkey {CK} Save your eyes change to Goo
This page was made for Goo click here to change
Hello and thank you for bothering to read this page. "I" know "i" certainly wouldnt if i was you, or have been you or will be you or......... "Im" confusing myself whoever "i" am.
"I" was born in the Amazon (not not the river that would of been very awkward ) and grew up as a fairly respectable monkey. Living out my days basking in the sun, chomping on bananns, and laughing at the antics of the young ones, until, on one of these kind of days "i" had the very sudden urge to climb down out of the trees and become a human, just like my mother had done only minutes earlier, and had alredy bought a chainsaw to start the destruction of our world (well the vogons did that for us but kind of messed up...).
She was also to be Arthur Dent's Great to the power of 16 billon grandmother, or his grandaughter depending on how the world ends in your perspective. Anyway back to the story...My body started limping slowly down the tree whilst my mind stayed in the same place. The effects of this were horrific as you probably cant imagine. For one fleeting moment i was a free spirt able to explore anyware, until a few seconds later for reasons I cannot and therfore shall not explain i was dragged very firmly backwards through a vortex backwards into "me".
Im not quite sure who me is, apart from im sure "I'm" quite human. "I'm" told by my "Mum" and "Dad" that me is a 13 year old boy called "Luke" who lives in a small village near "Newcastle" in England.
Quite how i live near "Newcastle" is beyond me as surely it will one day turn into "Newishcastle" and then into "oldishcastle" and then finally into "demolitionimmanentcastle". After trying to explain this to a man in the street i was taken away and am now seeing a psychiatrist who is trying very hard to convince me that "I" am "Luke", and have not and will not ever be a monkey in the amazon rrainforest 100 million years ago. Ludicress, ludicress i tell you...... I definatly need a very
{CK}Psycho Monkey dragged through a vortex backwards-ACE-Keeper of the winkeye smiley-GA
Ive been here for a while, now and have aquired (as you do) some mates and joined a corner.
I'm now a member of TINARAIIDTCSPLYWWGAOWTCFLOS which stands for:
"This is not a real acronym, it is designed to confuse stupid people like you while we go about our way to campaign for lots of smileys". Who funnily enough campaign for new smilies. This group is headed be Rat The newest smiley to be added is this one by Titiana
I'm now officially an ACE (assistant comunity editor)! Yeah i know its crazy "me"!. ACEs are people whos job it is to welcome "newbies" to the site and help them and be generally "nice" though as Feisor once said "not sickeningly nice". Well any way for more information about ACEs go to Aces homepage if you have any questions drop me a note, if you dont want to please select any of the other ACE's from the drop down list.
I can also add "keeper of the winkeye smilie" to my growing list of titles. To keeper something headover to The keepers page
I've also joined The H2G2 Programmers' Corner
run by Dancer (scout, Guru, GA, Greeblet95, Muse of Human Sensory, S*P*A mad scientist), If you know anything about coding or are stuck on a problem pop in and have a look
If your hungry why not pop in and have a bit to eat atThe H2G2 Aroma Café where you can choose from a massive selection of drinks to sip and while away the hours or just a quickie before work. Very friendly staff, a must for anyone who likes a good time and a mug of anything from expresso to "the usual"
Get into a festive spirt over at The advent quiz where you answer questions to win presents!
Why even I managed it o it cant be that hard, day two i got a
for answering the question right! 
A big thanks to Ottox for producing the Web safe colours which allows this page to be in technicolour.
you may of noticed a few smilies around this intro which are not from H2G2. They are infact from The awsome smiley-like table image generator! V2.2
Also worth a mention is the mighty Badger Racing Which apart from being funny is quite good( Its not running at the moment 'cos of hosting problems. If you know of any one pop over there and tell them). Look out for psychomonkey2 (my badger) who insists on always coming 11th in Newcastle races(althoguh is now in the semi pro league after winning twice in Sunderland!).
Another website worth a look is Cockle fighting which is fun for a while but can get a bit teidious.
For all your gaming needs pop over to Computer and video games (CVG) which has up to the minute news and is the best gaming site ive found.
Ive aquired macromedia flash 5 and a site which is loaded with works of art/rubbish is Newgrounds it is the home of snything flash form movies to games to dress up dolls (dont ask). There is some really good stuff on there but it takes a LOT of looking to find.
And nearly finally My very unthrilling Index (look out for any of my Flash movies!) used to make picture links to attachments ect. There will be lots of bird stuff on there 'cos ive been commisioned to make my dads birdwatching tours site(in developement) There would be a link here but its been taken out by the moderation team (its only a birdwatching website!)
Finally a website which is on my index but can be found here, which i made as a link page to show you what is on my index and what it is. There will be links to my cartoons/HTML projects in there.
Space:
Cya round
{Ck}Psycho monkey dragged through a vortex backwards
or as you may know me.......
CK
[email protected]
This page is constantly under developement and is always being updated and tweaked.
This page was made for Goo click here to change
Hello and thank you for bothering to read this page. "I" know "i" certainly wouldnt if i was you, or have been you or will be you or......... "Im" confusing myself whoever "i" am.
"I" was born in the Amazon (not not the river that would of been very awkward ) and grew up as a fairly respectable monkey. Living out my days basking in the sun, chomping on bananns, and laughing at the antics of the young ones, until, on one of these kind of days "i" had the very sudden urge to climb down out of the trees and become a human, just like my mother had done only minutes earlier, and had alredy bought a chainsaw to start the destruction of our world (well the vogons did that for us but kind of messed up...).
She was also to be Arthur Dent's Great to the power of 16 billon grandmother, or his grandaughter depending on how the world ends in your perspective. Anyway back to the story...My body started limping slowly down the tree whilst my mind stayed in the same place. The effects of this were horrific as you probably cant imagine. For one fleeting moment i was a free spirt able to explore anyware, until a few seconds later for reasons I cannot and therfore shall not explain i was dragged very firmly backwards through a vortex backwards into "me".
Im not quite sure who me is, apart from im sure "I'm" quite human. "I'm" told by my "Mum" and "Dad" that me is a 13 year old boy called "Luke" who lives in a small village near "Newcastle" in England.
Quite how i live near "Newcastle" is beyond me as surely it will one day turn into "Newishcastle" and then into "oldishcastle" and then finally into "demolitionimmanentcastle". After trying to explain this to a man in the street i was taken away and am now seeing a psychiatrist who is trying very hard to convince me that "I" am "Luke", and have not and will not ever be a monkey in the amazon rrainforest 100 million years ago. Ludicress, ludicress i tell you...... I definatly need a very
Me on H2G2
My name{CK}Psycho Monkey dragged through a vortex backwards-ACE-Keeper of the winkeye smiley-GA
- {CK} - Given to me by Dancer, it means "corners kid" because I'm the youngest over at the programmers corner. I sign my name with it. Psycho Monkey dragged through a vortex backwards - Explained in the story at the begining ACE - See below, no a bit further down, keep on going. There thats it. Keeper of the winkeye smiley - This means i am keeper of this little chap
GA- Guardian Angel , ill update this soonIve been here for a while, now and have aquired (as you do) some mates and joined a corner.
I'm now a member of TINARAIIDTCSPLYWWGAOWTCFLOS which stands for:
"This is not a real acronym, it is designed to confuse stupid people like you while we go about our way to campaign for lots of smileys". Who funnily enough campaign for new smilies. This group is headed be Rat The newest smiley to be added is this one by Titiana
I'm now officially an ACE (assistant comunity editor)! Yeah i know its crazy "me"!. ACEs are people whos job it is to welcome "newbies" to the site and help them and be generally "nice" though as Feisor once said "not sickeningly nice". Well any way for more information about ACEs go to Aces homepage if you have any questions drop me a note, if you dont want to please select any of the other ACE's from the drop down list.
I can also add "keeper of the winkeye smilie" to my growing list of titles. To keeper something headover to The keepers page
I've also joined The H2G2 Programmers' Corner
run by Dancer (scout, Guru, GA, Greeblet95, Muse of Human Sensory, S*P*A mad scientist), If you know anything about coding or are stuck on a problem pop in and have a look
If your hungry why not pop in and have a bit to eat atThe H2G2 Aroma Café where you can choose from a massive selection of drinks to sip and while away the hours or just a quickie before work. Very friendly staff, a must for anyone who likes a good time and a mug of anything from expresso to "the usual"
Get into a festive spirt over at The advent quiz where you answer questions to win presents!
Why even I managed it o it cant be that hard, day two i got a
for answering the question right! A big thanks to Ottox for producing the Web safe colours which allows this page to be in technicolour.
A tank full of fish, why? I dont rightly know!
If you dont use Micros*ft Internet Explorer my fishes wont swim for you.The big wide......... Internet
you may of noticed a few smilies around this intro which are not from H2G2. They are infact from The awsome smiley-like table image generator! V2.2
Also worth a mention is the mighty Badger Racing Which apart from being funny is quite good( Its not running at the moment 'cos of hosting problems. If you know of any one pop over there and tell them). Look out for psychomonkey2 (my badger) who insists on always coming 11th in Newcastle races(althoguh is now in the semi pro league after winning twice in Sunderland!).
Another website worth a look is Cockle fighting which is fun for a while but can get a bit teidious.
For all your gaming needs pop over to Computer and video games (CVG) which has up to the minute news and is the best gaming site ive found.
Ive aquired macromedia flash 5 and a site which is loaded with works of art/rubbish is Newgrounds it is the home of snything flash form movies to games to dress up dolls (dont ask). There is some really good stuff on there but it takes a LOT of looking to find.
And nearly finally My very unthrilling Index (look out for any of my Flash movies!) used to make picture links to attachments ect. There will be lots of bird stuff on there 'cos ive been commisioned to make my dads birdwatching tours site(in developement) There would be a link here but its been taken out by the moderation team (its only a birdwatching website!)
Finally a website which is on my index but can be found here, which i made as a link page to show you what is on my index and what it is. There will be links to my cartoons/HTML projects in there.
Gallery
Space:
Cya!
Cya round
{Ck}Psycho monkey dragged through a vortex backwards
or as you may know me.......
CK[email protected]
This page is constantly under developement and is always being updated and tweaked.
