the cat who wanted to be mouse

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the story.
my name is pheloxi, a 6 year old smiley - cat. some people say that I look a siamese smiley - cat, but i am not siamese. I am not sure, because I am a smiley - cat with idententy crisis.

when I was born I noticed I was very different than other smiley - cats, but in my early years I do not know what to do with it. I discovered did not like to hunt smiley - mousesmiley - esuom. I dispiced it. I could not stand if that other smiley - catsmiley - esuom were hunting and eating smiley - mousesmiley - esuom bbbrrr! I get the chills thinking about it.

I discovered that I realy liked smiley - mousesmiley - esuom as friends. I wanted to a be a smiley - mousesmiley - esuom. I was smiley - cat born into wrong body. I have should been born as mouse. I tried to become friend with few smiley - mousesmiley - esuom, but they did not trust me. I never told anyone about my smiley - catagony until now.

I led very lonely life, because I do not know if there are any others like me, but by revealing myself I might discover there are others like me. I know that I can not change into smiley - mouse, but I can try become friends with smiley - mousesmiley - esuom and smiley - cats

smiley - mousesmiley - esuom.

I made a request to H2G2 smiley - mousesmiley - esuom and H2G2 University of smiley - mousesmiley - esuom if I could not become a professor and after some serious talks we decided that I would become a professor in the interspecies relations I am specialising on smiley - mouse and smiley - cat. it is a breakthru in smiley - mouse and smiley - cat relations.

H2G2 Natural History Museum.
I am also adopted into the H2G2 Natural History Museum where Amy the Ant is curator/custodian. I am listed under fauna: vertebrater: mammal: rabbits and rodents.

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