Cats And Dogs: Part II

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So Long, And Thanks For Laughing

New Breeds Of Dogs

A headless duck, a two-headed dog and a dinosaur
What do you get when you cross a:
  • Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
  • Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
  • Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
  • Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
  • Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
  • Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
  • Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for
    financial advisors.
  • Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
  • Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.
  • Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't
    matter anyway.
  • Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Cats And Dogs

What is a cat?

A cat with a ball in its mouth.
  • Cats do what they want.
  • Cats do what they want.
  • They rarely listen to you.
  • They are totally unpredictable.
  • When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  • They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  • They are moody.
  • They leave hair everywhere.
  • They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

What is a dog?

A dog and a phone
  • Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable
    piece of furniture in the house.
  • They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
    but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
  • They growl when they are not happy.
  • When you want to play, they want to play.
  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  • They are great at begging.
  • They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
  • They leave their toys everywhere.
  • They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to
    give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.

So Long, And Thanks For Laughing

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