Creation And Cats
Created | Updated Dec 15, 2009
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On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals
of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball
so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science
to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.
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