Creation And Cats

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  • On the first day of creation, God created the cat.smiley - cat

  • On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

  • On the third, God created all the animals smiley - bunnyof the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

  • On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the cat.

  • On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball smiley - star so that the cat might or might not play with it.

  • On the sixth day, God created veterinary science smiley - doctor to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
  • smiley - blackcatOn the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.
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